Your Common Rage Quotes for Halo 5

Halo 5 can definitely be a raging experience. Doesn’t matter what it is, Campaign, Multiplayer, Forge, or anything else. We all rage, either big or small. What are your most common rage quotes?Mine is when I’m down in Legendary Campaign:

(I’m saying this at 3 words per second) “Kelly! Kelly! Kelly! Kelly!(x7) Oh my god… KELLY! GET ME!

I know raging can have bad words but please keep it as clean as possible.

Thank you for your time.

“Stupid sprint ruining this game!” After getting killed by anything in arena

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> Halo 5 can definitely be a raging experience. Doesn’t matter what it is, Campaign, Multiplayer, Forge, or anything else. We all rage, either big or small. What are your most common rage quotes?Mine is when I’m down in Legendary Campaign:
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> (I’m saying this at 3 words per second) “Kelly! Kelly! Kelly! Kelly! Oh my god… KELLY! GET ME!
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> I know raging can have bad words but keep it as clean as possible.
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> Thank you for your time.

I don’t know about quotes, but sometimes I’m in a two on one and there is a teammate who is just there, not shooting at the enemy, not distracting them, just sort of standing there and I kill one and get the other guys shields to pop. And the guy just stands there 1 bullet would make the difference and I die and I just wonder why he bothered playing the game. I tend to have choice words at that time.

“Verily, thou hath deceived me and splitteth me heart in twain! God’s wounds!”

“You REQ spamming -Yoink-” followed by lots of clumsy deaths with my own REQs

“Horse -Yoinks!-!” - me after being killed in Warzone.

I just flatly state “OF COURSE”. Like when I try to solo cap a vacant outlier base, OF COURSE someone happened to spawn with a Blaze of Glory and was waiting in there. Or when I spawn a Banshee Ultra, OF COURSE three players on the opposing team had Void’s Tear already and were walking under me. Or when I turn a corner to capture the Monument, OF COURSE there was a guy standing mid-bridge with a fully charged Arclight pointed at me. REQ’d a Wasp? OF COURSE I spawn right above the Grunt Mech and die immediately.

I’m doing all work! Help me teammates.

“Why are you shooting me teammate!” I was on BTB and my wasp got lit up by my teammate.

Mines are you kidding me!!!

I can pretty much rave on about any ability or all of them at once for about 15 minutes.

“Wow… this dude just EATS!”

NOOBB!!! - Halo 2 ( Said it when I was killed by noob combo and when I became really good with the BR and dumped noob combo players.)
AL P###y - Halo Reach
Effinn Camp Snoopy! - Halo Reach and H4
WORTHLESS RADAR!!! - Halo 5 (1st 2 months)
Charging P###y - Now
I am so stupid - Now (This is actually a compliment to the H5 MP really. I feel like 99.5% of all of my deaths are my own fault.)

I just get a power weapon on Warzone and then I get killed from behind by the stupid Spartan charge.

“Dang you!”

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> > Halo 5 can definitely be a raging experience. Doesn’t matter what it is, Campaign, Multiplayer, Forge, or anything else. We all rage, either big or small. What are your most common rage quotes?Mine is when I’m down in Legendary Campaign:
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> > (I’m saying this at 3 words per second) “Kelly! Kelly! Kelly! Kelly! Oh my god… KELLY! GET ME!
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> > I know raging can have bad words but keep it as clean as possible.
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> > Thank you for your time.
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> I don’t know about quotes, but sometimes I’m in a two on one and there is a teammate who is just there, not shooting at the enemy, not distracting them, just sort of standing there and I kill one and get the other guys shields to pop. And the guy just stands there 1 bullet would make the difference and I did and I just wonder why he bothered playing the game. I tend to have choice words at that time.

Those are the worst! “what are you even doing ffs, guy need one single -Yoinking!- bullet and you couldn’t do anything god -Yoinking!- @$%&”

From the past few WZ games:
“Campin’ in a corner with an energy bayonet. Typical.”
“He probably bought that Gavel.”
“What the flim-flam?”
“People, you don’t just chase everyone you see so you can stab their face once. You don’t have to assassinate everyone who turns their back to you.”
“You know, you can shoot at the enemy team. They’re not there for the ambience.”
That’s all I’ve got from this past week.

“dude… you gotta be -yoinking- kidding me!”
“I swear this game does not register headshots sometimes!”
“c’mon bro”
and
“He had no shields, that was a -yoinking- headshot!”

I find myself saying these quite often lol

Me:
“Son of a -Yoink-.”
“SON OF A -Yoink-!”
“Oh, son of a -Yoink-!”
“Son of a-”
“-Yoink-!”
“SON of a -Yoink-!”
“Get out of my way, you dumb son of a -Yoink-.”
“Get out of cover where I can shoot you, you son of a -Yoink-.”

I might be a bit repetitive.

“Who the hell taught you how to shoot?” - Me to all of my Warthog gunners
“Bungie would never treat me like this” - Me whenever I get commons from Gold packs.
“Jesus Christ” - Me 24/7 during Warzone Firefight
“HOW WAS THAT NOT A HEADSHOT” - Me playing Swat
“My dad works for Bungie, I have Recon and I’ll have you banned” - Me when I’m not in party chat
“Did somebody order a Warthog?” - Anytime I REQ in a Warthog in Warzone
“The AFK guy is doing better than me” - Me when I suck at everything

There’s more, but these are the family friendly ones.

I have a few but my most used quotes are :
WHAAAAAAT???
Ye, of course. (angry)
This is such a bs man…

Btw my native language is german so i also do alot of swearing in german :slight_smile: