YOU MUST BE GOD DAMN -Yoinking!- Yoinking! ME...

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After finally deciding to make the jump to xbox one (based almost entirely on the prospect of halo 5), I realize the night before I’m about to go out and drop $500 that there’s no -Yoinking!- split screen! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL -Yoink-?!
The only reason I can find is they claim it’s so they can maintain 60 fps?? Who the hell cares? Am I the only -Yoink- person who grew up having halo parties? So, you mean to tell me, that if I want to have a halo party with 16 people now, I need to get together not only 16 people, but 16 consoles and 16 televisions too??
I play halo with my brother weekly on split screen. He comes over for this sole purpose. What the -Yoink- am I supposed to do with this game???
I don’t care if I get 1 fps, the absolute best way to play halo is with your -Yoink!- FRIENDS IN THE SAME -Yoink!- ROOM, which is now -Yoinking!- impossible. 343, pull your heads out of your fat rainbow colored -Yoinks!- and GIVE US BACK SPLIT SCREEN. I, for one, will take every sacrifice in visual quality, performance, you name it so I can play with my friends. I understand gamers by nature tend to be a shy crowd so maybe you developers over there don’t have any people who actually enjoy your company and therefore can’t understand this, but -Yoink!- you think about it this way: if halo had no split screen from day one, it would have crashed and burned. No one would know what the -Yoink- halo is today. It probably never would have had a single sequel. I’m so -Yoinking!- mad I wish I had the balls to go to best buy tomorrow and instead of buying halo 5 to just burn every copy they have.
-Yoink- you 343. -Yoink-…YOU…

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Wow…yoink…amazing f()ck!ng censorship 343…really special

Woah dude I know there’s no split screen but chill…

Put the bat down Spartan. This has been known since the game launched last year.

No need to start throwing around the profanities. The game has been out since October of last year, if you did not know by now that the game did not have split-screen then its your own fault for not reading up on what you were buying.

you need a nap

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> Wow…yoink…amazing f()ck!ng censorship 343…really special

Sorry you aren’t able to articulate your thoughts without swearing.

OP, your reaction is completely appropriate and justified. Just consider yourself lucky that you found out before making the investment! Some of us weren’t so lucky.

You should check out the dedicated split screen thread. Click “official split-screen thread” in my signature and post there. I believe it’s where all conversations regarding split-screen are to take place.

it’s very common knowledge there is no split screen
what’s the big deal

Here… Have a snickers. You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.

Ok. Now who in the -Yoink- decided to leave out -Yoink- split screen for -Yoink- sakes?!

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> OP, your reaction is completely appropriate and justified. Just consider yourself lucky that you found out before making the investment! Some of us weren’t so lucky.

No its not justified, he can be mad all he wants but swearing up a storm and yelling profanities is almost never justified.

I simple google search of halo 5 review would of saved you the heartache.

Is it October again?
Did you not research anything?
Did you not read the box?
Did you no read the download?
Players 1-1
Xbox Live 2-16
Says stuff like that.

I think we’d all like to have split screen back, but your tone doesn’t help your argument.

Just another voice from the majority of players who miss split screen. Sad times for Halo indeed.

Some one is way late to the party :slight_smile:

Inb4 lock

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lol

You need to calm down dude, we’ve known about this since months before launch.