You feel a sudden urge ride a golf cart and steal golf flags.
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You record your alarm clock to say “Wake up John.” every morning.
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When you decide to shoot your way out of the house to switch things up a little.
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Your teacher tells you you’re being dismissed and you say “Send me out… with a bang.”
Your teacher tells you to run something down the hall and you reply with “I need a weapon”.
When you tell the Janitor, “are you ready to jump feet first into hell?”
When you wake up Regretting that you blew up the covenants raggedy–Yoink- fleet.
If you have a countdown on facebook lol… If its on facebook then its official.
When you feel the need to stop, bathing, eating, and learning. Then you Start working-out, taking drugs from the shady guy in the dark ally that says its “the same pills they gave master chief and all the other super soldiers” in an attempt to become the chief, then immediately spend your life’s savings and all you family money to build a clone master chief suit equipped with a custom ipone with Siri that sounds like Cortana…
When you see an elite in the street.
When you buy every halo game, crush them into fine powder and start snorting it.
Chemistry Teacher: You know nothing about Avogadro’s number…
Me: And you know nothing about containment!
When you piss your pants
When you tell your parents that your driving is perfect because you’ve spent 10 years driving a warthog in Halo
> When you buy every halo game, crush them into fine powder and start snorting it.
AWESOME REACH!!
Ps: Reach Sucks
When you are in the bathroom stall and yell “bomb armed…Bomb planted!”
When you wake up every morning and type in “Halo 4” into the search bar in hopes theres something new.
you dawn carboard box armor and use coat hangers as a BR for training purposes
> When you tell your parents that your driving is perfect because you’ve spent 10 years driving a warthog in Halo
Running people over and doing barrel rolls in warthogs was the reason my parents were scared of me driving.
When you yell to your teacher “Wake me, when you need me”
> > When you tell your parents that your driving is perfect because you’ve spent 10 years driving a warthog in Halo
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> Running people over and doing barrel rolls in warthogs was the reason my parents were scared of me driving.
LOL. Good times.
You prerecord everything you think you would ever need to say onto a tape in Master Chief’s voice and replace your vocal cords with the tape.