Imagine having that bombastic and charismatic voice playing in your Spartan’s head while you play through matches of Halo Infinite?
Spartan : *picks up a SPNKR Rocket Launcher
Johnson : “~Oh yeah~. . . I better see some good carnage comin’ from you.”
Spartan : *gets into a Scorpion
Johnson : “Oh I know what the ladies like.”
or
Johnson : “Now ain’t this some H.E. spewing dee-vine intervention.”
Spartan : *initial spawns into a match of slayer
Johnson : “Folks need heros! Now go show 'em how it’s done!”
or
Johnson : “I used to run with the Master Chief. No pressure.”
Spartan : *performs a back smack beatdown
Johnson : “Playin’ it smart, conserve those rounds!”
Spartan: *picks up an energy sword
Johnson : “You know what they say about runnin’ with scissors? Ignore that, because these ain’t scissors Spartan!”
Spartan : *picks up a gravity hammer
Johnson : “I see you found Mr. Mohawk’s favorite toy. Now go play!”
Spartan : *picks up the Bulldog shotgun
Johnson : “Boom-boom-boom baby! Seven rounds of twelve-gauge!”
Spartan : *initiates the capture of a point
Johnson : “This is my point and I will humiliate anyone who tries to take it from me!”
Spartan : *picks up the oddball
Johnson : “Alas poor Yorick. Keep him safe and hold him close!”
Spartan : *gets into a hornet
Johnson : “Well lookit that, the corps DOES issue wings!”
Spartan : *activates active camouflage module
Johnson : “Where did you go? *lets out a sly chuckle”
Spartan : *picks up a heatwave
Johnson : “I wonder if this will replace my grill back home?”
Spartan : *blows up a banshee
Johnson : “That was courtesy of Isaac Newton, gravity, and some high-yield ordinance!”
Spartan : *boards a vehicle
Johnson : “Yoink! This is my ride now fool! HA HA !!”
Spartan : *picks up the skewer
Johnson : “I wonder if the Banished would like the kebabs of New Mombasa?”
or
Johnson : “What kind of nail gun did you just find soldier?”
Spartan : *picks up the needler
Johnson : “Scared of needles? Don’t worry, the enemy will be more scared than you.”
Just to name a few examples.
