You know what really grinds my gears?

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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(Family Guy reference lol)
When I’m assassinating an enemy and a teammate is shooting the enemy while I’m assassinating him to steal the kill. HELLOOOOO?! I’m trying to assassinate him which doesn’t happen much and you’re just killing him. DON’T YOU SEE ME ASSASSINATING HIM?! Don’t be a -Yoink!- guys, if you see your teammate assassinating an enemy, don’t shoot the enemy. Just stand back and enjoy the slaughter.

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“where in the bible does it say a man cant fire off some monkey children in the privacy of his neighbors house while his neighbors at work cuz i dont have a dvd player?”

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Try using Fisticuffs. Due to the nature of that assassination, your teammates will have a harder time shooting the guy because you knock them on the ground and kind of cover them with your body.

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> “where in the bible does it say a man cant fire off some monkey children in the privacy of his neighbors house while his neighbors at work cuz i dont have a dvd player?”

John 1:17 King James Bible. Look it up.

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> > 2533274809890894;2:
> > “where in the bible does it say a man cant fire off some monkey children in the privacy of his neighbors house while his neighbors at work cuz i dont have a dvd player?”
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> John 1:17 King James Bible. Look it up.

John 1:17King James Version (KJV)
17 For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.

now what???

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Blame Bungie for that, adding the YOINK medal and all.

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The last time I commented on a thread like this I got banned and the thread got locked down pretty quick.

Save yourself the frustration of having to read posts by a certain member of the community that will result with the majority of contributors to the thread using very appropriate, yet frowned upon, language to describe the aforementioned member of the community and his view on assassinations.

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> > > 2533274809890894;2:
> > > “where in the bible does it say a man cant fire off some monkey children in the privacy of his neighbors house while his neighbors at work cuz i dont have a dvd player?”
> >
> >
> > John 1:17 King James Bible. Look it up.
>
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> John 1:17King James Version (KJV)
> 17 For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.
>
> now what???

I didn’t think anyone would actually take the time to actually look it up lmao

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Just for the record I love assassinating people.

You should check out the Halotracker website and see how you rank against the rest of the Halo 5 community for assassinations.

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> > > > 2533274809890894;2:
> > > > “where in the bible does it say a man cant fire off some monkey children in the privacy of his neighbors house while his neighbors at work cuz i dont have a dvd player?”
> > >
> > >
> > > John 1:17 King James Bible. Look it up.
> >
> >
> > John 1:17King James Version (KJV)
> > 17 For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.
> >
> > now what???
>
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> I didn’t think anyone would actually take the time to actually look it up lmao

can i haz cookie now? :3

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> > > > > 2533274809890894;2:
> > > > > “where in the bible does it say a man cant fire off some monkey children in the privacy of his neighbors house while his neighbors at work cuz i dont have a dvd player?”
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > John 1:17 King James Bible. Look it up.
> > >
> > >
> > > John 1:17King James Version (KJV)
> > > 17 For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.
> > >
> > > now what???
> >
> >
> > blaI didn’t think anyone would actuall*y take the time to actually look it up lmao
>
>
> can i haz cookie now? :3

JAMSmarty13-*throws cookie

blazing hellion- * leaps into the air majestically and catches cookie

blazing hellion-*promptly spits cookie to JAMSmarty13 upon realizing its raisin, not chocolate chip

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> > > > > > “where in the bible does it say a man cant fire off some monkey children in the privacy of his neighbors house while his neighbors at work cuz i dont have a dvd player?”
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > John 1:17 King James Bible. Look it up.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > John 1:17King James Version (KJV)
> > > > 17 For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.
> > > >
> > > > now what???
> > >
> > >
> > > blaI didn’t think anyone would actuall*y take the time to actually look it up lmao
> >
> >
> > can i haz cookie now? :3
>
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> JAMSmarty13-*throws cookie
>
> blazing hellion- * leaps into the air majestically and catches cookie
>
> blazing hellion-*promptly spits cookie to JAMSmarty13 upon realizing its raisin, not chocolate chip

…mehstill eats it