You all are puny, week noobs

Weak*

My BR will shred straight to your head as I give you the most elegant four-shot you have ever fell victim to. My thruster pack will evade your infant nades as I clamber away to gain height advantage. As you wander aimlessly away from my combat feeling irritated that I have run away, I appear again. I ground pound you. Send rage tingling throughout your body. And as I sprint away to another location, you cry. You cry because you realize you are never going to be as good as me. You are a noob. A weak, puny noob.

Reported.

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> Reported.

I was thinking about it, but then I realized it’s one of the few non-uberly-negative and nonconstructive posts here. At least it’s not directed towards anybody, plus it shows he’s having fun with the game so what the heck.

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> Reported.

What is the point of posting just to say “reported”.
Like, just report and move on. It is like you are using it to somehow make a point or statement against someone.

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> Weak*
>
> My BR will shred straight to your head as I give you the most elegant four-shot you have ever fell victim to. My thruster pack will evade your infant nades as I clamber away to gain height advantage. As you wander aimlessly away from my combat feeling irritated that I have run away, I appear again. I ground pound you. Send rage tingling throughout your body. And as I sprint away to another location, you cry. You cry because you realize you are never going to be as good as me. You are a noob. A weak, puny noob.

Well, as long as you feel good about yourself…

I can not simply be reported, you simpletons. I am too great, too noble, to be placed in the land of the forbidden. I have escaped and endured great travesties, and now you want to report me, report me because you are ashamed of your inferiority to me? You cut-throat Spartans. You are no better than the pre-med kids at Cornell.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Wake me up when the community’s no longer garbage.

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> Obvious troll is obvious.
>
> Wake me up when the community’s no longer garbage.

You, yourself, are a troll. A troll of the worst kind. You, as a terrible troll, are rebuked by the greatest trolls so you have no other way to release your anger than to call others trolls, also known as your superiors.

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> Obvious troll is obvious.
>
> Wake me up when the community’s no longer garbage.

You’ll be sleeping for a while.

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> > 2533274881015020;7:
> > Obvious troll is obvious.
> >
> > Wake me up when the community’s no longer garbage.
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> You’ll be sleeping for a while.

I’ve got my cryo-tube ready.

BR Too Good’s Post is Hilarious, where is Your sense of Humour.

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> > > 2533274881015020;7:
> > > Obvious troll is obvious.
> > >
> > > Wake me up when the community’s no longer garbage.
> >
> >
> >
> > You’ll be sleeping for a while.
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> I’ve got my cryo-tube ready.

I will wake you when I need you

k, gud4u

Have you been hacking your router/modem for that sweet lag switch friend?

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> Weak*
>
> My BR will shred straight to your head as I give you the most elegant four-shot you have ever fell victim to. My thruster pack will evade your infant nades as I clamber away to gain height advantage. As you wander aimlessly away from my combat feeling irritated that I have run away, I appear again. I ground pound you. Send rage tingling throughout your body. And as I sprint away to another location, you cry. You cry because you realize you are never going to be as good as me. You are a noob. A weak, puny noob.

I don’t know who you are but I will find you and I will kill you, then proceed to t-bag you.

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> > Reported.
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>
> What is the point of posting just to say “reported”.
> Like, just report and move on. It is like you are using it to somehow make a point or statement against someone.

I don’t even understand the point of reporting him. What do we all have such thin skin that we can’t take a little trash talk? Saying reported just comes off as childish tattle tail stuff

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> Weak*
>
> My BR will shred straight to your head as I give you the most elegant four-shot you have ever fell victim to. My thruster pack will evade your infant nades as I clamber away to gain height advantage. As you wander aimlessly away from my combat feeling irritated that I have run away, I appear again. I ground pound you. Send rage tingling throughout your body. And as I sprint away to another location, you cry. You cry because you realize you are never going to be as good as me. You are a noob. A weak, puny noob.

You know, I could…

-Dodge your ground pound with MY thruster pack and kill you
-Throw a grenade at you as you run and pop your head with muh Magnum
-Dodge all your shots and kill you
-Charge you in the back as you run
-Shoot you down with my AR
-Melee you in your back as you clamber
-Pick my shots against you and as you sprint (your shields wont recharge) and kill you

Ah…so many choices…

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> > 2533274823626784;4:
> > > 2535425310804235;2:
> > > Reported.
> >
> >
> >
> > What is the point of posting just to say “reported”.
> > Like, just report and move on. It is like you are using it to somehow make a point or statement against someone.
>
>
> I don’t even understand the point of reporting him. What do we all have such thin skin that we can’t take a little trash talk? Saying reported just comes off as childish tattle tail stuff

Because its childish to post non-constructive stuff and calling people ‘‘noobs’’

This guy… is hilarious! XD

I think this is the worst troll I’ve seen in weeks. Reported. Move on. No need to reply.