Phaetons are SO SO SO Rare. They suck, as well. All they do is shoot a tickle beam. That’s it. And look, I go vroom vroom to the side side! Not worth the effort that have to go through just to get ONE. They are literally the rarest item in the game 343–make them just a tad bit better!
If you’re able to make a thread with more effort and make a more constructive thread with a well reasoned argument feel free to try again.