Yet another quote from an MLG player...

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“I am a child, trapped in a man’s body.”
-Every MLG Pro, ever

And i am a dragon trapped in a feeble, mortal vessel.

Life is often unfair isn’t it? ;/

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“I am lactose intolerant, and I can’t tie my own shoes”
-Walshy

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“I like sucking on slongs”
-OP

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“I wish I knew how to juggle.”
-Strongside

Is the point of this thread just to insult people and bump it?

Seeing how they can make 6 figures a year, I really don’t think they care what people say about them on waypoint.

> Is the point of this thread just to insult people and bump it?

I’m not insulting anybody. These are all actual quotes from MLG Superstar Pros.

Well I chuckle, despite the fact that I have to report this thread.

“I am a bath tub trapped inside a Dorito”. Help me out, life is pretty unfair.

" Halo 4 is a Poke ball within a Poke balls Poke Ball"-A Critical H1T

Pokeballception!

Lol me thinks OP is a jelly doughnut.