Yabda Locke Romance...

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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For those of you who havent seen Grims easter egg yet here it is.

Edit: not actually a romance.

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Lazy link. Made me laugh the first time I read it!

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I hope we get a love scene ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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oh god please no nooooooo

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I read this out loud to my gaming community.
Many laughs have been shared.
Thank you :*)

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My god, are you serious?

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hahahahahahaaa, I dont know why but it’s priceless!

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You can feel how much Locke is not into it, lol! Awesome!

Sneaky Buck. I’m sure Locke will have some words for him later, lol!

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This is amazing…

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True literature

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There’s probably not a real romance, Buck probably just told Yabda to word it that way instead of the “nice job out there” way. Classic Buck, prankster. Plus, isn’t Yabda a male? If so, that’s totally gay.

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First we got Palmer and the elite (Ruthless will need to tell me the name of him), and now we have Locke and Yabda? What’s next, chief and Atriox?

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> First we got Palmer and the elite (Ruthless will need to tell me the name of him), and now we have Locke and Yabda? What’s next, chief and Atriox?

I believe the Sangheili is canonically named Vel 'Trokaik.

As I said in another thread:
Better love story than Twilight.

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Yabda better be like the jar jar of halo, only without all the crap poor jar jar got. lol

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Lol, Locke is gonna kill Buck for that one XD

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> 2535437652903765;13:
> > 2535455681930574;12:
> > First we got Palmer and the elite (Ruthless will need to tell me the name of him), and now we have Locke and Yabda? What’s next, chief and Atriox?
>
> I believe the Sangheili is canonically named Vel 'Trokaik.
>
> As I said in another thread:
> Better love story than Twilight.

I thought Ruthless had it in his bio (it’s a different name). I agree. Who needs werewolves and vampires when you got grunts?

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lol that is something Buck would totally do

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I hope to the mighty halo gods that lines like this are in the game

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> 2535437652903765;13:
> > 2535455681930574;12:
> > First we got Palmer and the elite (Ruthless will need to tell me the name of him), and now we have Locke and Yabda? What’s next, chief and Atriox?
>
> I believe the Sangheili is canonically named Vel 'Trokaik.
>
> As I said in another thread:
> Better love story than Twilight.

Lmao I looked that up
Apparently the poem goes like this:
"I saw you standing at your ship
With armored hand on armored hip.
Both my hearts began to pound
So lovely was what I’d found.

I love your brightly shining armor
Human named Commander Palmer
I wish that we-"

Then he got interrupted by a grunt, and tore the grunt’s arms off.
Poor grunt.

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> 2535455681930574;16:
> > 2535437652903765;13:
> > > 2535455681930574;12:
> > > First we got Palmer and the elite (Ruthless will need to tell me the name of him), and now we have Locke and Yabda? What’s next, chief and Atriox?
> >
> > I believe the Sangheili is canonically named Vel 'Trokaik.
> >
> > As I said in another thread:
> > Better love story than Twilight.
>
> I thought Ruthless had it in his bio (it’s a different name). I agree. Who needs werewolves and vampires when you got grunts?

That’s just Ruthless’s headcanon.