Write your own Reach One-Liners

Classic:How many Spartan IIs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, they’re Brilliant.
Observational:So, a marine was driving a hog and just attempted a huge jump.The spartan said: “You left skid marks”
Intelligent one:So, a Spartan walked into a diet Coke factory. He was now Aspartame.
These are sort of lame, but I wanted to see what the community can come up with.

First time I’ve use these forums, they won’t let me paragraph my posts.

Reach…was glassed.

thats my one liner.

oops.

(all lowercase to give it a kinda of “talking to yourself” feeling)