The first one just results in a lost tongue and blindness, both of which can be surgically fixed. The other one is a recipe for ground beef.
I’d bet Spartan Laser tastes like Twizzlers
Frag grenades taste awful
I feed off the light brah. Give me that laser
Frag- Broccoli
Laser- Am I seeing correctly, or is that a big Strawberry Poptart that lasts forever? 
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> I feed off the light brah. Give me that’s laser
If you’re a plant, you would become the king of all plants.
Super secret option D