WOULD YOU MAKE A GREAT SPARTAN

So i wonder of all the halo players in the world which ones would actually be capable of being real life spartan you know like are you in fit shape are you tall and can you handle the augmentation and do you actually have any sort of tactics or training with any kind of weapon or any form of experience.

Plus if you got put in a real life war games simulator will you be able to make up the hill in Ragnarok without passing out on the grassy area going holly crap milk was a bad choice.

it would be kinda funny to see people who are really good completely get crushed lol actually not really it be like all the out of shape kids up against all the bigger tougher kids at dodge ball. geez it would be a massacre. Man imagine actually running around some of them levels talk about a smoker.

So do you have what it would take to be a real spartan.

Depends on the class of Spartan.

Most people would not make good Spartan 2’s.

Mature people, well trained people could make good Spartan 3’s.

Just about anyone with a frat boy attitude and love of explosions could be a Spartan 4.

> Depends on the class of Spartan.
>
> Most people would not make good Spartan 2’s.
>
> Mature people, well trained people could make good Spartan 3’s.
>
> <mark>Just about anyone with a frat boy attitude and love of explosions could be a Spartan 4.</mark>

Michael Bay fanboys xD

On-topic, I think my personality matches most of a Spartan-III. I see SPARTAN-II’s as the best and SPARTAN-IV’s as (probably) the worst with III’s in the middle.

Physically, a LOT OF TIME and effort would be required for me during training before I would be battle-ready.

Nope, not a Spartan, of any kind… I don’t like inyections, I don’t have any physical abillity, get scared of pretty much everything that can kill me, and the though of people killing me is not very conforting, because if they killed me, I would be dead, and I don’t like being dead.

> > Depends on the class of Spartan.
> >
> > Most people would not make good Spartan 2’s.
> >
> > Mature people, well trained people could make good Spartan 3’s.
> >
> > <mark>Just about anyone with a frat boy attitude and love of explosions could be a Spartan 4.</mark>
>
> Michael Bay fanboys xD
>
> On-topic, I think my personality matches most of a Spartan-III. I see SPARTAN-II’s as the best and SPARTAN-IV’s as (probably) the worst with III’s in the middle.

well not all spartan 4 were bad thorn seems to have hope he seem to have some sense of being a 4 plus hey crimson seems to have it all together. id be a crimsom team spartan.

> Nope, not a Spartan, of any kind… I don’t like inyections, I don’t have any physical abillity, get scared of pretty much everything that can kill me, and the though of people killing me is not very conofrting, because if they killed me, I would be dead, and I don’t like being dead.

Most honest answer of the day … this guy is cool.

> > > Depends on the class of Spartan.
> > >
> > > Most people would not make good Spartan 2’s.
> > >
> > > Mature people, well trained people could make good Spartan 3’s.
> > >
> > > <mark>Just about anyone with a frat boy attitude and love of explosions could be a Spartan 4.</mark>
> >
> > Michael Bay fanboys xD
> >
> > On-topic, I think my personality matches most of a Spartan-III. I see SPARTAN-II’s as the best and SPARTAN-IV’s as (probably) the worst with III’s in the middle.
>
> well not all spartan 4 were bad thorn seems to have hope he seem to have some sense of being a 4 plus hey crimson seems to have it all together. id be a crimsom team spartan.

That’s because Crimson members are “blank state” Halo characters you’re supposed to imagine yourself as. So, a single member of Crimson is technically “you”.

That’s why they have no set colours, armor, emblem, personality, or voice.

> So i wonder of all the halo players in the world which ones would actually be capable of being real life spartan you know like are you in fit shape are you tall and can you handle the augmentation and do you actually have any sort of tactics or training with any kind of weapon or any form of experience.
>
> Plus if you got put in a real life war games simulator will you be able to make up the hill in Ragnarok without passing out on the grassy area going holly crap milk was a bad choice.
>
> it would be kinda funny to see people who are really good completely get crushed lol actually not really it be like all the out of shape kids up against all the bigger tougher kids at dodge ball. geez it would be a massacre. Man imagine actually running around some of them levels talk about a smoker.
>
> So do you have what it would take to be a real spartan.

Running up the hill on Ragnarok would be a cake-walk, lol. I was running up hills three or four times larger with over 50 lbs strapped to my back, and without getting winded; I would do this in high school after football practice on my way home.

I do not have the skills or strength of a spartan; but if I was given access to the same training and equipment, I could be a spartan II. I have full confidence in myself.

> > Nope, not a Spartan, of any kind… I don’t like inyections, I don’t have any physical abillity, get scared of pretty much everything that can kill me, and the though of people killing me is not very conofrting, because if they killed me, I would be dead, and I don’t like being dead.
>
> Most honest answer of the day … this guy is cool.

Well, it’s better than answering:

As a Spartan I would be a pretty cool guy, I kill aleins and am not afraid of anything. =P

I like turtles

well…im kinda mature, i don’t smoke or any of that -Yoink-

and i got a lot of stamina…but -Yoink- that im lazy XD

> I like turtles

i like trains ._.

> > Depends on the class of Spartan.
> >
> > Most people would not make good Spartan 2’s.
> >
> > Mature people, well trained people could make good Spartan 3’s.
> >
> > <mark>Just about anyone with a frat boy attitude and love of explosions could be a Spartan 4.</mark>
>
> Michael Bay fanboys xD
>
> On-topic, I think my personality matches most of a Spartan-III. I see SPARTAN-II’s as the best and SPARTAN-IV’s as (probably) the worst with III’s in the middle.
>
> Physically, a LOT OF TIME and effort would be required for me during training before I would be battle-ready.

Well im good with just about every weapon the army has got tactical training been in actual firefights so im pretty unfazed by now from that taken on Taliban and other forms of insurgents though the covenant would be pretty new to me. im in great top shape have a high pain tolerance so the augmentation may not pose a problem.id say id make a great spartan 4 only because the spartan 2’s started as children and the 3 kinda the same or as teens id have to stick to the realistic world of where I would be at this point.

and on another subject honestly anytime i hear any other spartan 4 talk whether it be castle before dying or others ones besides majestic they sound pretty professional of there job its actually majestic minus thorn that sound like a bunch of cocky D bags but then check out there leader i mean really that guy though he kinda gets it together by the end in the forms of seriousness,but barely. so to say the spartan 4’s suck well that’s a bit unfair id just say majestic didn’t really represent the right way i mean the fire team shadow blew up a covenant ship went in did there job Palmer is a piece of work i just think the woman has control issues and a power-trip. But thorn seems to be polite when he needs to be has plan to get the team out alive in one episode that works does his job though he storms out in one episode resulting in his teleporting but hey they guy lost his family in new Phoenix kinda would get a bit ticked too. the spartan 2’s didn’t really have that to worry about they got kidnapped as children and spent most of there life learning to kill the enemy protect the friendlys and well not much in between for them.

SO in my mind the Spartan 4’s aren’t all bad just like 4 on one team and they got it somewhat together towards the end. though it seemed like thorn was the leader in some way hmmmm perhaps someone needs to be in charge

> > > Depends on the class of Spartan.
> > >
> > > Most people would not make good Spartan 2’s.
> > >
> > > Mature people, well trained people could make good Spartan 3’s.
> > >
> > > <mark>Just about anyone with a frat boy attitude and love of explosions could be a Spartan 4.</mark>
> >
> > Michael Bay fanboys xD
> >
> > On-topic, I think my personality matches most of a Spartan-III. I see SPARTAN-II’s as the best and SPARTAN-IV’s as (probably) the worst with III’s in the middle.
> >
> > Physically, a LOT OF TIME and effort would be required for me during training before I would be battle-ready.
>
> Well im good with just about every weapon the army has got tactical training been in actual firefights so im pretty unfazed by now from that taken on Taliban and other forms of insurgents though the covenant would be pretty new to me. im in great top shape have a high pain tolerance so the augmentation may not pose a problem.id say id make a great spartan 4 only because the spartan 2’s started as children and the 3 kinda the same or as teens id have to stick to the realistic world of where I would be at this point.

But are you trained in gorilla warfare? D=< (JK lol)

> > > > Depends on the class of Spartan.
> > > >
> > > > Most people would not make good Spartan 2’s.
> > > >
> > > > Mature people, well trained people could make good Spartan 3’s.
> > > >
> > > > <mark>Just about anyone with a frat boy attitude and love of explosions could be a Spartan 4.</mark>
> > >
> > > Michael Bay fanboys xD
> > >
> > > On-topic, I think my personality matches most of a Spartan-III. I see SPARTAN-II’s as the best and SPARTAN-IV’s as (probably) the worst with III’s in the middle.
> > >
> > > Physically, a LOT OF TIME and effort would be required for me during training before I would be battle-ready.
> >
> > Well im good with just about every weapon the army has got tactical training been in actual firefights so im pretty unfazed by now from that taken on Taliban and other forms of insurgents though the covenant would be pretty new to me. im in great top shape have a high pain tolerance so the augmentation may not pose a problem.id say id make a great spartan 4 only because the spartan 2’s started as children and the 3 kinda the same or as teens id have to stick to the realistic world of where I would be at this point.
>
> But are you trained in gorilla warfare? D=< (JK lol)

Mabey mabey not perhaps iv worked with individuals but yes that also is something a spartan would need.

I’m 6’4, and while I’m only 16, I train with knives and blades. I can sneak pretty well. I took a 36 mile hike in 3 days, carrying all I needed in a 40lb backpack. I have wilderness survival from boy scouts.
Not unless I had some serious training would I think I could be a spartan. I also have slight confidence issues.
Possibly a spartan III when finished.
Why do I feel like I’m turning in a resume?

> > > > > Depends on the class of Spartan.
> > > > >
> > > > > Most people would not make good Spartan 2’s.
> > > > >
> > > > > Mature people, well trained people could make good Spartan 3’s.
> > > > >
> > > > > <mark>Just about anyone with a frat boy attitude and love of explosions could be a Spartan 4.</mark>
> > > >
> > > > Michael Bay fanboys xD
> > > >
> > > > On-topic, I think my personality matches most of a Spartan-III. I see SPARTAN-II’s as the best and SPARTAN-IV’s as (probably) the worst with III’s in the middle.
> > > >
> > > > Physically, a LOT OF TIME and effort would be required for me during training before I would be battle-ready.
> > >
> > > Well im good with just about every weapon the army has got tactical training been in actual firefights so im pretty unfazed by now from that taken on Taliban and other forms of insurgents though the covenant would be pretty new to me. im in great top shape have a high pain tolerance so the augmentation may not pose a problem.id say id make a great spartan 4 only because the spartan 2’s started as children and the 3 kinda the same or as teens id have to stick to the realistic world of where I would be at this point.
> >
> > But are you trained in gorilla warfare? D=< (JK lol)
>
> Mabey mabey not perhaps iv worked with individuals but yes that also is something a spartan would need.

That was a reference to a certain copypasta… it seems the joke got unnoticed. =P

> But are you trained in gorilla warfare? D=< (JK lol)

I’m not sure if you spelled it that way intentionally, but it’s “Guerrilla warfare”. Sorry, but I can’t stand when people call it “gorilla warfare” lol.

#firstworldproblems

> > But are you trained in gorilla warfare? D=< (JK lol)
>
> I’m not sure if you spelled it that way intentionally, but it’s “Guerrilla warfare”. Sorry, but I can’t stand when people call it “gorilla warfare” lol.
>
> #firstworldproblems

Same. Makes me ashamed of the world.

> > But are you trained in gorilla warfare? D=< (JK lol)
>
> I’m not sure if you spelled it that way intentionally, but it’s “Guerrilla warfare”. Sorry, but I can’t stand when people call it “gorilla warfare” lol.
>
> #firstworldproblems

Yep, it was intentional. I was just making a joke here.

And I remembered more reasons why I would suck as a Spartan.

I’m half-blind, heavy sleeper, tend to daydream, I’m lazy, I don’t even lift… among other things.

EDIT: Oh, also I’m prone to making obscure internet references! That would suck on a Spartan, right?