Go crazy. Mine is “hey girl, I would never betray you, even if you had rockets”
Now I’m totally stealing this from a webseries, but here goes anyway:
“Hey baby, take off your overshield so I can duel-wield your Halos!”
… but seriously it was painful even writing that. I hope nobody ever actually uses this.
“Hi babe, wanna see my Fist of Rukt? It manipulates gravity, if you know what I mean. ;)”
Don’t ask if I need a magnum whilst pointing at your crotch.
If I press X, will it let me pick you up?
I would like to gain access to your base. Should I enter from the front or the rear?
To quote bs angel: “I’m like a plasma grenade, let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.”
May I suggest that you upgrade to at least a Class-Twelve hunk? Your current model only scans as a Class-Two, which is ill-suited for a relationship.
“Hey, are you lonely? Cause I want to be your Cortana”.
> If I press X, will it let me pick you up?
That one is so good i reckon it would work.
Come human, it is easy. Take the Icon in your hand…
I’ve heard this one somewhere,
goes like
“I’d take you in my hands, I’ll even say the words please”
“Baby, the only weapon I’ll ever need is you”
reference to Master Chief (Halo Reach, FF Voice)
My Composer likes your Halo
I want ride you like a Warthog
And perhaps the worst one - My Flood Transport form wants to explode
No, it’s not a shotgun, I’m just happy to see you.
Hey baby, you must be an A.I. cuz beauty like yours has to be artificial.
> Hey baby, you must be an A.I. cuz beauty like yours has to be artificial.
Honestly, that’s more of an insult than a pick up line. Kind of like asking “Are your breasts fake? How much Botox did you put in your face?” lol
OT: “You have fantastic pair of Flood Growth Pods over there ;)”
> My Composer likes your Halo
>
> I want ride you like a Warthog
>
> And perhaps the worst one - My Flood Transport form wants to explode
> No, it’s not a shotgun, I’m just happy to see you.
Jazzii’ sand Spartan’s last one.
“My Flood Transport form wants to explode” – oh God.
> Don’t ask if I need a magnum whilst pointing at your crotch.
Is this a reference to the “Seasoned” stance?
Am I taken? Nah, I could freelance you anytime.