I’ve played through all the Halo campaigns and enjoyed every single one of them. However, there is something that irks me about campaign: the UNSC soldiers that accompany you. They really annoy me and feel like they belong in Bad Company (for those of you who don’t know, in the Battlefield: Bad Company games, “Bad Company” is where the army sticks all the misfits, comedians, and troublemakers). Here are my reasons:
- They have overly obnoxious, cocky dialogue that reminds me of the CoD punk brats who still talk trash after they get a 1:4 KD ratio. They act like the war is a joke. Kind of sad because the voice acting is very good in itself.
- They’re useless as combatants and only good for temporary distractions. In Halo Reach it takes like 8-10 army troopers combining fire to neutralize one Elite even on the lower difficulties.
- Adding on to my previous point, they really can’t aim or drive. I’ve seen them shooting at walls and driving off cliffs.
- They lack situational awareness and any semblance of intelligence. It’s so stupid how they actually seem to dodge the player’s shots/vehicles more than they do the Covenant’s.
- They betray the player or other allies. It’s not even accidental friendly fire. I once got run over by a Marine on Tsavo Highway, which effectively ruined my attempt at a no-death Legendary run of that particular mission.
To make a long story short, I don’t want the friendly AI to do all the work for me but I would highly enjoy it if they didn’t act like stupid, snobby teenagers who weren’t combat-trained.