A joke thread don’t take this serious 
Make your own creative ways on why the didact turns evil and trys to destroy humanity
Mine:
Halo reach was terrible
Find out about gameinformer leak
Is informed the human weakling justin bieber is releasing another album.
Discovers marley dies at the end of marley and me…
The BR is a 5sk…
Dosen’t get told what two girls one cup is before he watched it
Now its tour turn waypoint…
(don’t ask why i made this topic, just for yoinks and giggles
He wants to destroy Humanity because he found out what passes for a movie from Hollywood.
-He was the biggest fan of armor lock, and now is furious of its removal.
-Thought Johnson was the only human worth living and thinks that all other humans should be destroyed due to his death.
-He is jealous of chief’s skills and luck.
He played call of duty.
That there are no playable Elites in Halo 4.
That the tornado gun has been put into halo 4
Edit: omg ive reached 343 posts … :0
He’s going for the achievement for killing all humans. I’d do it to for 50 gamerscore
> That the tornado gun has been put into halo 4
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> Edit: omg ive reached 343 posts … :0
Congratz!
The Didact wants to destroy us because he read Grasslands.
He found out when chief removed his helmet, there was another helmet
-He wishes he had Cortana as his A.I.
-He wants to destroy us because he’s possessed by Faber, which happened when he fell into radioactive waste pit, and then was struck by lightning, and then stabbed in the gut by an ONI agent.
-He found out he can’t fast-forward time to Halo 4’s release got insanely mad and is killing us all except the Halo Waypoint Community and 343i, just because he needs us for Halo 4.
Picked the wrong starter pokemon in pokemon red
He wants to destroy humanity because he joined the Dark Side and they didn’t give him a cookie.
even for a joke, no really good joke could ever convince me jokeingly that the Didact is the Ancient Evil.
> even for a joke, no really good joke could ever convince me jokeingly that the Didact is the Ancient Evil.
Same here I have him being more of an antihero at least t first.
He went to Mcdonalds.
He watched the -Yoink!- parody videos and was inspired.
Chief woke him up from his nap and didn’t even get him any coffee.
He wants to destroy humanity because Halo 4 has -Yoinking!- prestiges!
> He wants to destroy humanity because Halo 4 has -Yoinking!- prestiges!
Source?
The new panel confirms prestiges