Why Stitch should be in halo 5 :)

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For those who don’t know who Stitch is.

The reasons why Stitch could replace cortana:

-He is blue and fluffy
-Very smart and is able to hijack any ship and hack anything
-Small and easy to carry
-Gets along with humans
-indestructible unlike cortana
-Super strong
-“Ohana means family” is a better phrase than “Don’t make a girl a promise”

So yeah stitch could be a wonderful sidekick for chief in his upcoming adventure :smiley:

Didn’t your other “joke thread” get locked for spam? Maybe posting another one wasn’t that smart of an idea…

You should really stop creating topics.

> Didn’t your other “joke thread” get locked for spam? Maybe posting another one wasn’t that smart of an idea…

This is to do with halo 5, the other one wasn’t so hopefully I don’t get banned again :slight_smile:

Edit:

If it happens again well not much I can do :slight_smile:

> You should really stop creating topics.

Why?

Edit:

I know what you are going to stay I just want to hear you say it.

LOL, yeah! He is a waaayyyy better role model than Master Chief
-hint-hint

> > Didn’t your other “joke thread” get locked for spam? Maybe posting another one wasn’t that smart of an idea…
>
> This is to do with halo 5, the other one wasn’t so hopefully I don’t get banned again :slight_smile:
>
> Edit:
>
> If it happens again well not much I can do :slight_smile:

It’s spam though, completely non-constructive.

> LOL, yeah! He is a waaayyyy better role model than Master Chief
> -hint-hint

Just imagine the halo trailer

The war sphinx rises, stitch laughing insanely as he pilots it

Master chief “get out of there right now”

Stitch “No!”

war sphinx sends out pulse

Master chief looks at tag " why did you have to die cortana"

puts tag away and looks at sphinx

Chief “That’s it I’m coming up”

> > > Didn’t your other “joke thread” get locked for spam? Maybe posting another one wasn’t that smart of an idea…
> >
> > This is to do with halo 5, the other one wasn’t so hopefully I don’t get banned again :slight_smile:
> >
> > Edit:
> >
> > If it happens again well not much I can do :slight_smile:
>
> It’s spam though, completely non-constructive.

I guess it is too late now, oh well. :frowning: