why its a Phaeton (joke story)

ok so oni told the falcon it is coming to halo 5 and they will hide its req card till it gets there, but on the way tragedy struck. A Phaeton that was going to be added later was jealous of the falcon and chased it and used the element of surprise to destroy the falcon. it then flew to 343 headquarters and took over the falcons oni req card and stole the falcons spot as the new req. and thats why it is a phaeton not a falcon.

Well… This is interesting.

I was expecting something better… sigh

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> I was expecting something better… sigh

what did I do wrong???!!!