WHy is Everything so "fat" in Halo 4 ???

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Don’t get me wrong, Complaining about stuff being fat isn’t a knock on well…you know…fat people.

But why is everything so fat in Halo ???

>>>Beam Rifle looks like they added enough components to make it a “Beams Rifle”.

>>>Storm Grunts looks like John Hammond put some bull-frog DNA in their Gene code

>>>Cortana looks like she heard that Hostess was goig out of business and slipspace jumped an ONI research team into their factory before they shut down before they hand delivered her the last production line of Twinkies.

343 just needs to learn to leave certain things alone.

IF IT ISN’T BROKE DON’T FIX IT

ALSO…

#2 THERE ARE OTHER THINGS IN HALO THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WORKED ON RATHER THAN SPENDING THE ARTISTS TIME REDESIGNING THESE 3 THINGS THAT
DIDN’T NEED TO BE CHANGED.

#3 You could have had them working on a secret promethian Character type that we get to fight against instead of having just the three ( crawler, Knight and watcher ) that were already revealed.

#4 When Halo came out in wait for it…>>>2001<<<< They had GRUNTS, JACKALS, ELITES, HUNTERS, FLOOD SPORES, FLOOD ELITES, HUMAN ELITES, SENTINALS and THE FLOOD THAT EXPLODE. That is 8 Enemies. Yet somehow this 100$ million game only manages to add 3 new ones and cut Brutes, the buggers, Engineers( not enemies but should have been integrated ), and the various types of flood.

#5 Why are there no new vehicles in multiplayer except for the mech ??? Come on !

The mech is something that is relatively easy to design and to integrate ( and you guys still didn’t get it right. ) The mech looks fine and functions well enough in campaign, but it doesn’t work on the maps properly. The play spaces aren’t designed for it and Vise Versa.

Thats not my point though.

There should be

Forerunner Wraith/Scorpion tank equivalent
Forerunner Ghost Equivalent
Forerunner Banshee Equivalent
Pelican to Replace Elephant in large Multiplayer map equivalent to sandtrap. Preferable a map designed with Air Vehicles in Mind.

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Yeah, the new Beam Rifle is horrible looking. I much prefer the original model (and sound, for that matter). The mutated dinosaur Grunts are all right though; I don’t have a problem with them.

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> There should be
> Forerunner Wraith/Scorpion tank equivalent
> Forerunner Ghost Equivalent
> Forerunner Banshee Equivalent

Forerunners can drive?

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The beam rifle really reminds me of the focus rifle from Reach mixed with the beam rifle from halo 3. The beam rifle was never skinny like the sentinel beam rifle known as the focus rifle

Now the rest of your whining doesn’t seem to have anything to do about things being fat imo. Also remember that this is 343’s first game, bungie made all the others except halo wars since 2001.

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Hahaha this thread is rediculous

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I don’t have a problem with the grunts or cortanas new look. Beam rifle looks ok.

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> >>>Cortana looks like she heard that Hostess was goig out of business and slipspace jumped an ONI research team into their factory before they shut down before they hand delivered her the last production line of Twinkies.

OMG this made me laugh very hard. I needed the laughter after much of today’s pre-holiday stress.

Though, to be honest, Cortana got “fat” alright, but her waist area isn’t the benefactor. That would be the bust area. Apparently she decided to rewrite her code to be a sexpot, complete with the ‘gently spaced front tooth’ issue, or someone in the UNSC hacked in and played plastic surgeon. :stuck_out_tongue:

Or someone at 343i didn’t realize that Cortana isn’t supposed to be a -Yoink!- kitten and her appeal was her intelligence and snark.

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If you have a problem with Cortona, you must be a teenager :slight_smile:

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Wait, Cortana is fat? :\

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You do realize that they can only fit a certain amount of content on the disc right?

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It’s ju - Wait a minute, did you just call Cortana fat?

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> Wait, Cortana is fat? :\

Having hips means you are fat apparently.

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The beam rifle is sooooo ugly

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Lol - Time for her to hit the digital treadmill.

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Not in my opinion, everything looks great and Cortana looks -Yoinking!- -Yoink!- :wink:

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Chubby chaser here, so I’m totally cool with it.

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Cortana is -Yoink!- dunno what your talking 'bout.

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> > Wait, Cortana is fat? :
>
> Having hips means you are fat apparently.

Exactly lol, she just looks more like a realistic -Yoink!- woman, she doesn’t look so fake anymore, even though she is. It just makes her more believable.

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I’m down with the “fatness” from all of the weapons and -Yoink-, though personally, I’d tap Cortana so fast now. On subject, beam rifle looks “off”, though I like it, along with many other fat weapons.

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we love a fat chick! Fat B***HS for LIFE! :smiley: