Think about it, you get 5 kills in a row and then you call out a Mac Cannon that kills everything and the game is over.
PS, just kidding.
> Think about it, you get 5 kills in a row and then you call out a Mac Cannon that kills everything and the game is over.
>
> PS, just kidding.
thank god you said kidding i was gonna hafta smack a spartan.
One time, I was playing Halo Wars and I had a squad of Spartans and I was going to tell them to go into some of my tanks. I accidentally said “I’m going to put the tanks in my Spartans.” My friends hysterically laughed at me for it!
If you didn’t say “just kidding” you would have a scorpion tank barrel shoved through your belly-button. :3
> Think about it, you get 5 kills in a row and then you call out a Mac Cannon that kills everything and the game is over.
>
> PS, just kidding.
So what’s the point of this thread if your not even serious? Just a waste of space.
> > Think about it, you get 5 kills in a row and then you call out a Mac Cannon that kills everything and the game is over.
> >
> > PS, just kidding.
>
> So what’s the point of this thread if your not even serious? Just a waste of space.
Its a nice change up than the usual arguing.
> > PS, just kidding.
>
> Good. Other wise I was going to send Mr. Friendly after you.
HAHAHAHA jeez that thing is so messed up
the point of this thread is…?
> > > PS, just kidding.
> >
> > Good. Other wise I was going to send Mr. Friendly after you.
>
> HAHAHAHA jeez that thing is so messed up
Mr. Friendly.
Overview:
Mr. Friendly’s model is the size of a small horse. It was to be a crawling creature walking on hoofed legs on its back and spurs on its front, moving in a very awkward, shuffling manner and making a noise resembling “fingernails on a chalkboard” as it moved around.
Behavior and skills:
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One of its proposed attacks was to pound the ground and knock the player’s weapon out of his hand. It was even suggested that Gordon’s glasses fly off and leave the player stuck in combat with blurry vision, a feature that would have been challenging to implement considering the game technology available at the time.[2]
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Its most recent attacks in the game’s development are shown in the model animations. They show it standing on its rear legs and spanking the player with its front arms (one being a double whip), as well as vomiting, probably in the vein of the Bullsquid or other spitting enemy.
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The concept art image shows it originally was to have eyes, while its model has not.
Behind the scenes:
According to the book Raising the Bar, Valve’s Ken Birdwell had a friend whose 12-year-old brother used to draw. Ken had always liked his work so he asked him, several years later, to do a couple of sketches of possible monsters. He presented sketches of several very sexual-oriented monsters to him and Gabe Newell, managing director, the kind of material Birdwell did not expect. Among them was this “Mr. Friendly”, with something that looked like a -Yoink!-. The creature was to literally “rape” the player, holding them with its tentacled arms until the point of fatal copulation. Birdwell was quite disturbed by the concept and wondered if Newell would like it; it turns out he did. They then chatted about possible psycho-sexual alien behaviors and their relation with disturbed teenager sexual fantasies. The sexual themes of some of the enemies were intended to appeal to the innate homophobia of 12 year old boys, the targeted audience for the game.
> the point of this thread is…?
Read the whole thing, I already answered that. But seeing as you act rude and say things without knowing I answered that, it is to give us a break from the constant arguing. Its a nice change up and honestly not a big deal. People like to still have fun on forums.
> > > > PS, just kidding.
> > >
> > > Good. Other wise I was going to send Mr. Friendly after you.
> >
> > HAHAHAHA jeez that thing is so messed up
>
> Mr. Friendly.
> Overview:
> Mr. Friendly’s model is the size of a small horse. It was to be a crawling creature walking on hoofed legs on its back and spurs on its front, moving in a very awkward, shuffling manner and making a noise resembling “fingernails on a chalkboard” as it moved around.
>
> Behavior and skills:
> * One of its proposed attacks was to pound the ground and knock the player’s weapon out of his hand. It was even suggested that Gordon’s glasses fly off and leave the player stuck in combat with blurry vision, a feature that would have been challenging to implement considering the game technology available at the time.[2]
>
> * Its most recent attacks in the game’s development are shown in the model animations. They show it standing on its rear legs and spanking the player with its front arms (one being a double whip), as well as vomiting, probably in the vein of the Bullsquid or other spitting enemy.
>
> * The concept art image shows it originally was to have eyes, while its model has not.
>
> Behind the scenes:
> According to the book Raising the Bar, Valve’s Ken Birdwell had a friend whose 12-year-old brother used to draw. Ken had always liked his work so he asked him, several years later, to do a couple of sketches of possible monsters. He presented sketches of several very sexual-oriented monsters to him and Gabe Newell, managing director, the kind of material Birdwell did not expect. Among them was this “Mr. Friendly”, with something that looked like a -Yoink!-. The creature was to literally “rape” the player, holding them with its tentacled arms until the point of fatal copulation. Birdwell was quite disturbed by the concept and wondered if Newell would like it; it turns out he did. They then chatted about possible psycho-sexual alien behaviors and their relation with disturbed teenager sexual fantasies. The sexual themes of some of the enemies were intended to appeal to the innate homophobia of 12 year old boys, the targeted audience for the game.
Quite possibly one of the most horrifying monsters ever created. #nightmarestonight
> > the point of this thread is…?
>
> Read the whole thing, I already answered that. But seeing as you act rude and say things without knowing I answered that, it is to give us a break from the constant arguing. Its a nice change up and honestly not a big deal. People like to still have fun on forums.
I did read it. And i still dont see any point in the thread.
They should probably have a moderated off topic section.
> Think about it, you get 5 kills in a row and then you call out a Mac Cannon that kills everything and the game is over.
>
> PS, just kidding.
This is glorious. I think a good one would be that you get 5 kills in a row, and all of a sudden, kill balls fall from the sky killing everyone.
> > > the point of this thread is…?
> >
> > Read the whole thing, I already answered that. But seeing as you act rude and say things without knowing I answered that, it is to give us a break from the constant arguing. Its a nice change up and honestly not a big deal. People like to still have fun on forums.
>
> I did read it. And i still dont see any point in the thread.
> They should probably have a moderated off topic section.
Well no one is asking you to come in here. Shoo.
> > > > the point of this thread is…?
> > >
> > > Read the whole thing, I already answered that. But seeing as you act rude and say things without knowing I answered that, it is to give us a break from the constant arguing. Its a nice change up and honestly not a big deal. People like to still have fun on forums.
> >
> > I did read it. And i still dont see any point in the thread.
> > They should probably have a moderated off topic section.
>
> Well no one is asking you to come in here. Shoo.
Well the title of the post is rather misleading, isnt it?
> > > > > the point of this thread is…?
> > > >
> > > > Read the whole thing, I already answered that. But seeing as you act rude and say things without knowing I answered that, it is to give us a break from the constant arguing. Its a nice change up and honestly not a big deal. People like to still have fun on forums.
> > >
> > > I did read it. And i still dont see any point in the thread.
> > > They should probably have a moderated off topic section.
> >
> > Well no one is asking you to come in here. Shoo.
>
> Well the title of the post is rather misleading, isnt it?
If you put your cursor over the thread, it says “ps just kidding” Idk if you knew it could do that but now you do 