Whoever wrote the SpOps in-game dialogue...

…is a complete egghead.

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Watch out, Beirut! Bad guys headed your way!

Bad guys! Bad guys bad guys!

BAD GUYS!

Yeah whoever it is I’m sorry but they suck at writing. It is childish!

man you lebanese? i love your gamertag lol

BAD GUYS

eggheads

I cracked up the first time I heard “Bad guys” with my friends.

“Oh -Yoink- I’m willing to handle covenant any day of the week, but BAD GUYS? Man we’re screwed, let’s call the Good Guys and let them handle this!”

Oh, and Miller, shut the -Yoink- up.

Episode 4’s dialogue looks a bit improved to me, but for the previous chapters I go to replay, I just hit the Red vs Blue box and enjoy kicking some Promethean -Yoink- (episode 2, chapter 5).

DON’T BORE ME WITH THE DETAILS MILLER JUST DO IT

Don’t forget “geeks” and “science types”. Apparently, Palmer didn’t learn the word “SCIENTIST”.

I have said, and will continue to say, that Jennifer Hale’s considerable talents are wasted here in Halo 4 due to pedantic writing, a meandering story line, and horrible voice over work by the secondary characters throughout the story (Miller, Dalton, Majestic, AI Roland, et cetera).

Palmer: egghead egghead egghead egghead egghead
Miller: herp derp I fail at giving you waypoints

CRIMSON
BAD GUYS
hunters get dumped on Crimson in a CQC spot

> Yeah whoever it is I’m sorry but they suck at writing. It is childish!

this !

Okay, Crimson, time to come home.

SCRATCH THAT. You’re going to do this instead.

Who is closest?

Science.

Send Crimson.

Toys. Toys Everywhere.

I agree the writing for spartan ops is horrible. The spartan IV’s act like cocky ODST’s more than they do spartans. And Palmer’s lines are way too damn cheesy.

you know that they cant swear in a mature game

On the topic of Spartan Ops dialogue, here’s a drinking game- take a shot whenever someone (mainly Palmer) says Crimson. By the end of the mission, you’ll be dead due to alcohol poisoning.

It seems to me that they say Crimson every other sentence.

> you know that they cant swear in a mature game

WHAT! Bucks’ firefight voice would swear all the time. Only on these forums cant you swear.