So today I was playing with a friend of mine, and someone else was in the party. The person in the party was like 12, and he blamed EVERY single one of his own failures on 343. If he got an assist he’d say “343 shipped a broken game, I shot him more!” If he died after being double teamed he’d say, “343 made terrible maps, they are too small!” The list goes on. He kept trying to tell me that Halo 5’s Forge was crap. He had no reasons, all he said was that there was something off with it. He also had major anger issues. He went on a long rant about why I was a retard simply because I said A D Victoriam rather than Ad Victoriam. So this made me want to hear any funny stories you guys had.
12 year old “hello… anybody got a mic? hello, hello… h-e-l-l-o… anybody got a miiiiiiic?!? hello…?” rinse and repeat. Thank you 343 for the easy mute button.
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> 12 year old “hello… anybody got a mic? hello, hello… h-e-l-l-o… anybody got a miiiiiiic?!? hello…?” rinse and repeat. Thank you 343 for the easy mute button.
Sadly the damn thing doesn’t always work.
Anyway, I ended up with this guy saying random crap over the mic, and my mute button wasn’t working, and it got really annoying. At one point, he was talking about how he had “a giant hammer”. Then there was this other time someone was complaining about how our team was useless, despite being the worst on the team at the time.
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> > 12 year old “hello… anybody got a mic? hello, hello… h-e-l-l-o… anybody got a miiiiiiic?!? hello…?” rinse and repeat. Thank you 343 for the easy mute button.
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> Sadly the damn thing doesn’t always work.
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> Anyway, I ended up with this guy saying random crap over the mic, and my mute button wasn’t working, and it got really annoying. At one point, he was talking about how he had “a giant hammer”. Then there was this other time someone was complaining about how our team was useless, despite being the worst on the team at the time.
343 needs to patch the mute button. It doesn’t work after like 3 games.
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> > > 12 year old “hello… anybody got a mic? hello, hello… h-e-l-l-o… anybody got a miiiiiiic?!? hello…?” rinse and repeat. Thank you 343 for the easy mute button.
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> > Sadly the damn thing doesn’t always work.
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> > Anyway, I ended up with this guy saying random crap over the mic, and my mute button wasn’t working, and it got really annoying. At one point, he was talking about how he had “a giant hammer”. Then there was this other time someone was complaining about how our team was useless, despite being the worst on the team at the time.
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> 343 needs to patch the mute button. It doesn’t work after like 3 games.
It does if you dont do mute all. Just mute the specific person.
Little kids are the most annoying thing. Had one par start calling me a noob cause I was having a bad game. Then they started laughing about there speech impediments.
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> So today I was playing with a friend of mine, and someone else was in the party. The person in the party was like 12, and he blamed EVERY single one of his own failures on 343. If he got an assist he’d say “343 shipped a broken game, I shot him more!” If he died after being double teamed he’d say, “343 made terrible maps, they are too small!” The list goes on. He kept trying to tell me that Halo 5’s Forge was crap. He had no reasons, all he said was that there was something off with it. He also had major anger issues. He went on a long rant about why I was a retard simply because I said A D Victoriam rather than Ad Victoriam. So this made me want to hear any funny stories you guys had.
I agree with the kid on h5 being bad that’s about it
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> > So today I was playing with a friend of mine, and someone else was in the party. The person in the party was like 12, and he blamed EVERY single one of his own failures on 343. If he got an assist he’d say “343 shipped a broken game, I shot him more!” If he died after being double teamed he’d say, “343 made terrible maps, they are too small!” The list goes on. He kept trying to tell me that Halo 5’s Forge was crap. He had no reasons, all he said was that there was something off with it. He also had major anger issues. He went on a long rant about why I was a retard simply because I said A D Victoriam rather than Ad Victoriam. So this made me want to hear any funny stories you guys had.
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> I agree with the kid on h5 being bad that’s about it
It isn’t about whether or not you like or dislike Halo 5, he just blamed everything on the game even though all of it was his own fault.
i guy who kept talking about is personal life and wouldnt shut up even if you stayed quiet he talked even more. Like im not answering hoping you get the hint!
Why has no one mentioned me yet?
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> Why has no one mentioned me yet?
I’ve played against you and you’re not that annoying.
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> I’ve played against you and you’re not that annoying.
You can’t hear me when I’m on the other team. Kappa.
Two of the worst for me:
People who are at the bottom of the team and constantly blame everyone else for bad situations.
People who win when they’re lagging all game and then get cocky and -Yoink!- etc.
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> Two of the worst for me:
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> People who are at the bottom of the team and constantly blame everyone else for bad situations.
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> People who win when they’re lagging all game and then get cocky and -Yoink!- etc.
Second one I hate I will see people lag and kick my -Yoink- cause of lag. Then there is me lagging where I can’t even hit an enemy.
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> > 12 year old “hello… anybody got a mic? hello, hello… h-e-l-l-o… anybody got a miiiiiiic?!? hello…?” rinse and repeat. Thank you 343 for the easy mute button.
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> Sadly the damn thing doesn’t always work.
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> Anyway, I ended up with this guy saying random crap over the mic, and my mute button wasn’t working, and it got really annoying. At one point, he was talking about how he had “a giant hammer”. Then there was this other time someone was complaining about how our team was useless, despite being the worst on the team at the time.
Ah yes, those people.
My personal favorite had to be the guy I played CTF with who made fun of me attempting to actually play the game by mimicing my callouts and laughing when I died and then moving to trying to betray me, and then pulled out the old “ur gay” response when I called him out on it.
Cue someone making a comment about Orlando that pretty much shut him right up.
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> You can’t hear me when I’m on the other team. Kappa.
DELTA!
The most annoying people I met in halo are the people who are good because they make me sad about my life. I met the most annoying yesterday. My cousin brought over rainbow siege and was teaching me the game, second match a low level was team killing when we spawned, saying “I’m just werning ow to pway da game!!!” Final round I killed him cuz he started shooting at me and I killed him and my team raged at me… WTF team! He was like 8.
Probably the person that always tries to mess with you in the game. They’ll shoot you enough to take your shields off for an easy kill by the enemy team, they’ll stand in front of you when you have the sniper, and they’ll always spartan charge you whenever they can.
This one guy who was in a Firefight match with me, I don’t remember him at all, not even when I watched the replay. He had jumped into the passenger side of my ONI hog and rode around in it for about a minute with empty weapons before getting out.
Anyway, afterwards he kept sending me messages about how he could not understand why we were not friends and I why wasn’t playing with him, and how he had so much fun riding in my warthog(For the record, about 30 seconds of that time was the intermission + getting to the next area with enemies). He kept sending me messages for several days about this… I know I am most likely an -Yoink- for doing this, but I blocked him.
Also, any fuckhead who Spartan Charges me while they are on MY team… Seriously, it is NOT funny… EVER.
I seriously had one -Yoink- who spartan charged me and a teammate out of cover and into heavy hostile fire, making us lose our Spartan Lasers and lose the fight.
The -Yoink- didn’t even pick them up, he just ran around shooting his guns into the air…
[EDIT] What? Fuckhead doesn’t get censored, but -Yoink- does? The hell?
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> This one guy who was in a Firefight match with me, I don’t remember him at all, not even when I watched the replay. He had jumped into the passenger side of my ONI hog and rode around in it for about a minute with empty weapons before getting out.
> Anyway, afterwards he kept sending me messages about how he could not understand why we were not friends and I why wasn’t playing with him, and how he had so much fun riding in my warthog(For the record, about 30 seconds of that time was the intermission + getting to the next area with enemies). He kept sending me messages for several days about this… I know I am most likely an -Yoink- for doing this, but I blocked him.
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> Also, any fuckhead who Spartan Charges me while they are on MY team… Seriously, it is NOT funny… EVER.
> I seriously had one -Yoink- who spartan charged me and a teammate out of cover and into heavy hostile fire, making us lose our Spartan Lasers and lose the fight.
> The -Yoink- didn’t even pick them up, he just ran around shooting his guns into the air…
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> [EDIT] What? Fuckhead doesn’t get censored, but -Yoink- does? The hell?
Team chargers are the worst. I hate Spartan charge enough already so having a teammate use it makes me hate it even more. 