Can you imagine how much fruit we’ve ruined on Bazaar all these months? It’s got to be one of the reasons for all the price increases and shortages lately
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Spartans are known menaces with their property destruction through grenade spamming.
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Don’t know if 343 can afford to keep the shop lights turned on in Streets the way the elec prices going up 
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Not to mention all those wooden railings Spartans nonchalantly crash through…
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Meanwhile I’m blowing up the Chickens running around with a Rocket 
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Holograms?
Halo’s multiplayer since 343 took over is now simulations, save for that one map at the Academy that likely is used for Marine exercises or for when the War Games sim rooms are down for maintainance.
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I admit, in that one street level I enjoy shooting all the fans off the ceiling in the arcade stand. I also enjoy breaking a few of the monitor’s that let of large static flashes when they break in the, I think it’s a hydro plant?
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Wow you must be fun at parties.
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I do the same Though it doesn’t help having adhd, I can be chasing an enemy spartan and suddenly be like “ooo look, a chicken, must kill it” lol
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Pretty sure it’s the same secret organisation that clones chickens and repopulates cs_italy.
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Do androids dream of electric fruit?
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Expect a narrative training mode dedicated to it.
It’ll be a retired Spartan most likely.
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Wait, I’m not suppose to be destroying the fruit? I thought that’s why I start with two grenades?
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I’m glad that I’m not the only one that does this… I do love me some fried chicken.
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it would be closer to roadkill
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Yeah but let me get a fire and cook that bird up. A Spartans got to eat, right?
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do they though? I want some Halo lore on Spartan eating habits.
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Actually, I restock the fruit. Believe it or not but even at peak play times it’s surprisingly easy to do. The benefits are great and people are very thankful.
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Don’t eat the fruit. It’s highly toxic.
You didn’t hear this from me.
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I am when I am tired.
Because when I am tired, my humor kicks in to try to keep me awake.
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