we have never seen him eat.
never seen him dance.
never heard him laugh.
this is all getting a bit unrealistic now.
it was believable at first when he was just a guy who lived in a metal suit. but this?
johnsons invincibility was more convicning, although fataly confusing to one unfortunate toddler.
Remember that US soldier that killed innocent people in Afghanistan? Being in war for too long has its effects.
The blood that gets on this armor is absorbed and belly button fed to him obviously.
Also, why is it so important for him to laugh?
> we have never seen him eat.
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> never seen him dance.
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> never heard him laugh.
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> this is all getting a bit unrealistic now.
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> it was believable at first when he was just a guy who lived in a metal suit. but this?
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> johnsons invincibility was more convicning, although fataly confusing to one unfortunate toddler.
Please, get out.
Spartans never laugh/dance, they’re just kicking yoink in action.
> never seen him dance.
…?
demons don’t do any of that… duh
Yea I totally want to see him take a dump 2…
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> Remember that US soldier that killed innocent people in Afghanistan? Being in war for too long has its effects.
Ummm no. Why are you even comparing the two?..
> In what game do we see protagonists eating?
Metal Gear Solid
> > Remember that US soldier that killed innocent people in Afghanistan? Being in war for too long has its effects.
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> Ummm no. Why are you even comparing the two?..
He never laughs because war made him superbly serious. But I think OP is trolling.
> we have never seen him eat.
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> <mark>never seen him dance.</mark>
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> never heard him laugh.
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> this is all getting a bit unrealistic now.
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> it was believable at first when he was just a guy who lived in a metal suit. but this?
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> johnsons invincibility was more convicning, although fataly confusing to one unfortunate toddler.
Wrong: Spartan Dance
By the way: Get out of the forum troll.
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> > > Remember that US soldier that killed innocent people in Afghanistan? Being in war for too long has its effects.
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> > Ummm no. Why are you even comparing the two?..
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> He never laughs because war made him superbly serious. <mark>But I think OP is trolling.</mark>
Sorry I have to post this. 
I hope he eats pop tarts.
> we have never seen him eat.
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> never seen him dance.
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> never heard him laugh.
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> this is all getting a bit unrealistic now.
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> it was believable at first when he was just a guy who lived in a metal suit. but this?
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> johnsons invincibility was more convicning, although fataly confusing to one unfortunate toddler.
I don’t think you understand the concept of Chief being a soldier throughout his entire life.
I can see it now the first mission.
FIND THE FOOD-NIPPLE
We’ve never seen him take a crap either…
Showing him eat may be hard to do or look dumb without showing his face.
Spartans don’t dance, and the -Yoink- that’s about to go down on Requim, is no laughing matter.
Yeah, you can hear other Spartans luaghing. . . Noble Six, Carter. . . Kat
