Whats the funniest thing you've been told about 5?

Didn’t have enough room in the title but what is the funniest thing someone has ever told you regarding this game?

For me it was when a friend tried to tell me that the Prophet’s Bane requires skills to use and he was dead serious.

I’d say the bane requires some skill to use to use up every bit of energy.

When I 1st heard from some one that they were going to get rid of abilities and have no equipment I didn’t believe them cause I thought it was stupid to do cause it was the best thing about the game. - I don’t find it funny but every one else will.

Funniest thing I’ve heard is when they say it’s CoD.

That it’s “not Halo”

That Halo 5’s Arena would be better with Loadouts

When people say “343i killed Halo” or “You’re a child for liking 343i’s Halos over Bungies because your opinion differs from mine”.

“Halo 5 isn’t balanced”

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> When people say “343i killed Halo” or “You’re a child for liking 343i’s Halos over Bungies because your opinion differs from mine”.

I personally like 343’s Halo more, I casually played 1-3 and didn’t care much for it but it wasn’t until 4 before I got hooked and wanted to know the story, game mechanics ect.

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> “Halo 5 isn’t balanced”

Ah yes, the “I don’t like that I have to adapt now so I’m gonna say everything is OP” comments, classic.

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> > When people say “343i killed Halo” or “You’re a child for liking 343i’s Halos over Bungies because your opinion differs from mine”.
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> I personally like 343’s Halo more, I casually played 1-3 and didn’t care much for it but it wasn’t until 4 before I got hooked and wanted to know the story, game mechanics ect.

I am literally the same. I played halo 3 first casually at my friend’s house, but when halo 4 came out, I got hooked. I immediately became invested in the lore, MP, history, and everything just from playing halo 4 on 4-player split screen. Many only wanted Halo 2A for instead of the MCC but I loved how I could play all the games I missed on the Xbox one. I think it helps because I can look through everything with an unbiased stance and find what I liked about all the games.

That Halo 5 is “dead”. Gets me everytime

Autos are Overpowered

That they enjoyed the campaign and thought it had a good story

spartan charge

Pay-2-Win

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> That they enjoyed the campaign and thought it had a good story

B-but…But I liked…Nevermind. :’(

That a complete game on launch is unrealistic (glares at halo history).

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> That it’s “not Halo”

This.

“It’s not Halo 3 so it’s not Halo!!!”

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> Didn’t have enough room in the title but what is the funniest thing someone has ever told you regarding this game?
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> For me it was when a friend tried to tell me that the Prophet’s Bane requires skills to use and he was dead serious.

That halo 5 is great

Funniest thing I heard?

“Master Chief vs Locke”