What's the funniest thing you've be told/called?

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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What was the funniest insult or taunt that you received from an angry or “sweaty” player at the end of a Warzone or Arena match?

I’m refering to things that either made you smirk or laugh when you read or heard it.

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I was told that I’m an “extra greasy” player ha
Must have been a fellow Trailer Park Boys fan!

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I got called the N word when I played halo 3 a few days ago.

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Someone called me a cod kid lol

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Someone called me a camper for spartan charging. Think about that.

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I haven’t been called much, but I’ve been accused of being a modder twice now after abnormally good games. I think that accusation paired with my service record is kinda funny!

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Oh i got called a -Yoink!- by my team mates for being a team player and guarding our flag on deadlock

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Fat boy.
(I’m a girl -.-)

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> Fat boy.
> (I’m a girl -.-)

Did you tell them?

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> > 2533274977530102;8:
> > Fat boy.
> > (I’m a girl -.-)
>
>
> Did you tell them?

Yup. Then I got called a fat -Yoink- that’s never had -Yoink!- and never will. XD

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There was once this time on a capture the flag
Got like 2 messages from team mates saying that i was the worst player they have ever seen and that i wasn’t even trying that game
Funny part is that one of them was afk for half the game, and the other 2 people on my team ignored our flag completely, and didn’t even try to stop the other team from taking our flag
Meanwhile I scored twice and got the more kills than the 3 of my team mates combined

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> 2533274977530102;10:
> > 2533274879407634;9:
> > > 2533274977530102;8:
> > > Fat boy.
> > > (I’m a girl -.-)
> >
> >
> > Did you tell them?
>
>
> Yup. Then I got called a fat -Yoink- that’s never had -Yoink!- and never will. XD

Hahahahahaha God that’s pretty on par with what I posted eirlier about my ctf game

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> Someone called me a camper for spartan charging. Think about that.

Camping while Spartan Charging doesn’t sound possible :grin:.

Were you Spartan Charging in a certain area of the map?

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I was accused of having no skill without using the CE magnum. (I got multiple kills with it on Recurve CTF)

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> What was the funniest insult or taunt that you received from an angry or “sweaty” player at the end of a Warzone or Arena match?
>
> I’m refering to things that either made you smirk or laugh when you read or heard it.

One time, I was playing Arena with my buddy. Me and him were talking about Polio, and then some jerk started calling us retards for talking about it. I don’t even know why. I guess Polio was his trigger-word or something

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I can’t repeat it on Waypoint. I’ve been called a lot of nasty stuff after Warzone rounds in particular though. Everything from a modder to things Waypoint won’t let me post.

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At the end of a warzone match I received a message saying I was a Ct for hijacking an enemy banshee even though I didn’t.
I deleted the message but I think it was "Had fun with my Banshee ct?"
It made me laugh though.

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I’ve never been called anything, but I feel sorry for all of you. :frowning:

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“go outside bro” ahah, dude didn’t like getting ninja’d

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“go outside bro” ahah, dude didn’t like getting ninja’d
whoops double post