What's the Funniest Thing You Have Seen/Heard in the Campaign So Far?

I was calling in a Scorpion tank and an unfortunate marine just so happened to walk in front of the console right when the tank dropped, squashing and killing her. She survived the Banished attack only to be squashed by a UNSC vehicle.

My friend heard a marine say, “He died just like Tartar-sauce or whatever the hell his name was”

That’s been happening with me a lot. The marine AI seem to only dive out of the way once when you summon the vehicle, but even if they’re still underneath where the vehicle is going to fall, they don’t move.

That they want $60 for it.

The Grunts are stinkin’ hilarious in this game!
“The next thing I want to hear come out of your mouth is nothing”

“So have you made your peace with death yet?”

the game is incredible, what are you smoking

I love hearing the banter between the marines, usually starts with one making a dumb joke or asking what time is their lunch break followed by another telling them to shut the hell up.
Also had a grunt throw his hands in the air running off saying “we surrendered just now don’t kill me” or something like that, made me smile

I really like the propaganda towers too with the funny grunt, especially after you beat the campaign

You do know your opinion is nothing but that?