Spawning a scorpion (especially ONI)
“Sometimes the Lord works in mysterious ways. BUT NOT TODAY! This here is sixty-six tons of HE-spewing, DEE-vine intervention!”
Charge and come get some
For Warzone Firefight:
Are you -Yoinking!- Yoinking! me?
and
Jesus -Yoinking!- Christ!
Woah… -Yoink!-!
You know, the usual profanity from all the things happening in WZFF.
When I assassinate I’m all like; Gotcha!
Warzone Firefight = WHAT? HOW? NO WAY! NU UH!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS? and YOU GOTTA BE YOINKING ME!
Most of the time you’ll hear take a sip of my coffee because I’m dead
Oh my f*king god
Are you serious
There’s no way someone could be that dumb
Shotgun Rain
random screaming
How the hell?
Remember… You can still destroy the enemy core.
Works every time.
I Will Not Give Up This Vic-… oh we lost
“REALLY?!!”
WHAT THE F*&^%!! No way!! Instant classic
Haail Maary in your face!
Team Arena: Yoink! Why strongholds again
Slayer: Man my team sucks
Swat: What! I killed him!
Breakout: TF he come from
Grifball: Wtf my teammate just killed me
Infection: OH YOINK!
TF he come from
What!? I killed him!?!
Community Doubles: My teammate sucks (looks at teammate with better score)
Warzone: ******* farmers
Warzone Assault: ******* farmers
Warzone Firefight: Why won’t it die!?!
Entire Halo 5 Campaign: … This campaign sucks
Something else I seem to say out loud to no one, when I die unfairly.
“No, Yeah, yeah that’s super fair”
Or
“-Yoink!-! why did they design it this way?”
I feel like I should start saying “All your base are belong to ME” when capturing a base or stronghold.
-Yoink- off, go -Yoink- your self, wtf, suck a -Yoink- and the list goes on lol
“WHAT THE -Yoink-, 343? WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING?”
- me getting skyjacked from across the map
When I die in WZFF because of aimbot enemies, “Bamboozled again…”
When I lag because of my particularly bad internet, “This ISP is dumber than a sack of bricks”
<em>That moment when you lose your first fresh Nornfang in Warzone</em>
<em>GASPS "Nooooooo! I spawned at home base!? OMFG BRO! GET THE FK OUTTA HERE! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SH! DUUUDE LIKE WTF MAN! IM DONE . . .</em>