You don’t want to know. Unless I win. Because I isually get a brand new req for the first time and use it. Few seconds later I’m dead. Then I start yelling very bad things. 
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:WOAH, THIS THING IS FAST!!!"
“You’re all going to die now!”
When in Warzone and score is 800-700mythic warden pops out then teammates think they can get the core calling in tanks, me thinking "with 6 tanks we could have just went and focused on warden enemy team spawns in a whole armada of banshees “Guys get your tanks out of here!” Banshee bombs raining down like hail,we get wiped out and enemy team goes for warden and we lose "YOINK!! WE HAD THAT! what the hell?! Then I lose connection and no rewards and decide I’m done for a good two hours
“Oh no!”
“Oh dear!”
“AH!”
“JEEZ!”
I mostly make surprised noises. Primarily when I see something tough coming my way; whether it be a wraith, phaeton, etc.
Stop stop stop STOP (being shot)
Meanie head…(killed)
Oh my god…I got a kill!
STOP! HAMMER TIME!
Twinkle twinkle little st- WHAT THE #&$@ WAS THAT?!?! (fiesta slayer)
Aaaaaand boom goes the dynamite (nades)
POW right in the misser (shotgun)
EAT IT SCRUB!
(quiet whimpering in background)
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME! WHAT THE -YOINK-?!?”
“Boom headshot!”
“For Sangheliosssss!!!” - mostly when playing on that map on FF but usually anytime in Arena as well.
“How did I live that!!” - when I’m being ambused by 2+ players and somehow manage to survive.
“WTF how did I die!?” - Frequently do this when I die whether it was legit or not (mostly when it doesn’t seem legit because lag in this game has been more apparent in the last week)
“One shot on my X!!!” - Usually if I die I’ll get someone weak and call this out so people can clean it up. Nothing more frustrating than an enemy getting away who was weak.
I say a lot of
“THIS IS F’ING BULLSH#&” (Bad RNG or being shot around the corner cuz netcode)
or
“KID YOU ARE SO F’ING BAD” (gunned down by an auto or getting a kill I should not have ever gotten)
WHAT. THE. F*CK!!!
or
WHY THE H3LL AM I CARRYING MY TEAM!!!
Come on man and give me a break
Wort wort wort
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> > “Maximum effort.”
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> lol why that?
It’s a Deadpool reference.
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> - " Fight for the Glory of Mdama!" When charging enemies in Grifball.
> - High Pitched Shriek, when scared by enemies, friends, power weapons, grenades, or my own foot.
> - “Blarg… Choking noises” when killed.
So an elite when you charge and die, but a grunt none the less.
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> Wort wort wort
Glory to you my Sangheli brother!
I mostly swear a lot, usually the f-bomb, although I’m more creative when I’m feeling good.
What I say varies depending on why.
When I’m in a tight spot- “oh f#€k, oh f#€k, oh f#€k!”
In anger- “f#€k you!”
In frustration- “What!? Get f#€ked!”
In triumph- " Oh yeah! Eat that muthaf#€ker!"
what the
BOOYA!!! (when I’m takin’ mugs out with the shotty)
YOU HACKER!
Sometimes if I panic in FF and there’s an enemy next to a friend I’ll go, “Look out! To your left! It’s a (at this point I’ve forgotten the name and how to speak) hurgejnsds…(continue jibberish)”
Translation: It’s a Knight with a scattershot!