profanity, tons of profanity. This is the most frustrating halo ever made. Bullets wrap around corners, or just go through walls and cover. Vehicles that are made of glass. A pay to play req system to remain competitive. A file share system that was changed just for the sake of changing it. I used to love taking halo photos, I utterly hate it now. From Forge to firefight and everything in between.
343i is like a wolverine, whatever it can’t consumer after its killed it prey, its craps all over it, so no-one else can enjoy it…
I once saw a squeaker doing his mating call on me. I muted him
Well, I know RJCCJ has some interesting phrases:
-“Lag Muffins!” (Where there is a lot of lag)
-“Aw Bananas!!!” (When dying to something he feels is legit)
-“What the bean butter…” (When dying to something he feels isn’t legit, or his way of saying WTF)
-"Party Wagon! (When acquiring a warthog)
-“Swag Muffins.” (When acquiring a power weapon he likes)
-“FIRST STRIKE!!!” (When he acquires the First Strike of the match)
“Fudge Muffins…” (His way of saying bs XD)
“Wha…NO!” (When he is surprised)
‘Whale’ (Referring to a Covenant Cruiser)
‘Troll Gun’ (Referring to Boltshot)
Yup he found a fun way to keep it PG and make everybody laugh XD.
::While waiting for the servers to let us through::
“Hello…My name is Inigo Montoya…you killed my father…prepare to DIE!!!”
Also,
“What time is it? It’s WASP time!! Boom, baby!” ::blasts Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries::
Also, when anyone in the house strays remotely close to the TV;
“Move…MOVE!! MOOOVVVEEE ITTTTT!!!”
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Calling in a powerful Req: “Here we go!”
after being killed some bs way: “What?! No way! WTF?!”
most of the time I play silent, I’m not one to use a mic either. Sometimes I catch myself with a wide grin while on a long killing spree.
> 2533274927592272;99:
> “SO I GUESS YOU THINK HAVING ACHILLES MAKES YOU SOME KIND OF PRO, HUH?!”
Yes, this is what I greatly fear once my Company gets it and I slap that junk on…and therefore put a big freakin’ bullseye on m’self.
Then there’ll be a boatload of me screaming:
“WHY DID I WORK SO HARD FOR THISSSS???”
“in what world!” yeeeaahh whateverrr!" “oh your a -Yoinking!- -Yoink- dude” “of course halo 5!” “reeally (tilts head) really?(tilts head farther) unbelievable” “leroy jenkins!!” “ohh come oon just challenge yuh -Yoink-” “seriously dude? are you -Yoinking!- kidding me? are -Yoinking!-…KIDDING ME?!” “i hope you die…i literally!..hope you die” thats a regular day for me on halo 5…or any game really
Usually various streams of curses and racial slurs, much to the entertainment of my party members, I’d type in some of it but all that would show up wold be a bunch of Yoinks with the occasional word in between, that and I’d rather not get banned.
“OH MY GOD!!! WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES???”
And his name is John Cena!!! (When using rockets in Warzone or Arena).
“-Yoinking!- brain dead teammates.”
where’s my f#%/*& team?!!!
Oh I guess I am the only one who thought to take their back base… great