What would you do?

If you were in a one on one battle against Master Chief, what would be your strategy? What would you do to (try to) defeat him?

I would simply use a rocket launcher against him.

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> If you were in a one on one battle against Master Chief, what would be your strategy? What would you do to (try to) defeat him?
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> I would simply use a rocket launcher against him.

I would get Promethean warp tech. Call in a planet-destroying nuke, warp back into safety, and watch the fireworks.

Make jokes about cortana till he cries. No one can fight with all those tears in there eyes

Tell him that cortana never loved him.

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> Tell him that cortana never loved him.

That level of cruelty would have to be breaking some Geneva Convention.

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Showing him an old copy of Halo 3 will be the finishing move. Maybe a yo mama joke too but I want to be careful not to kill him.

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And it was at this moment that I truly saw the physical shape of evil…

  • Get his attention
  • Run away from him
  • Backsmack him when he gets behind me on the radar (because we have radar)
  • -Yoink!- him after backsmacking him
  • Record it
  • Send him a hate message + the video
  • Send Blue Team and Fireteam Osiris the video with the hashtag #huntthetruthmuch?

I’m not sure why I’d want to fight the chief, but if I had to…

I’d just find the nearest body of water, jump in, and dare him to come after me.

Show him H4 and H5. His will to fight would be lost.

I would try to keep my distance and secure a weapon, preferably a knife, and try to puncture his undersuit at the joints or neck. Or just put a shotgun shell through his head.

So what kind of situation would it be? Would the environment be open, urban, forest etc etc… would there be water, swamps or such? Would it be unarmed only or would there be weapons included and would both have access to same weapons? Would he also have his power armor and would vehicles be included?

To give one answer there could have to be more specifics because there are many variables depending on the situation and strategies change when situations change. But for now there is just too many things to list.

Make this into Captain America Civil War, and have the whole UNSC/ONI after him, then when they finally found him, detain him

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> Tell him that cortana never loved him.

You heartless monster! How could you? That would kill any man.

Curl into a ball in the corner and give up, lol.

I would call my jackal sniper buddy.

Snipe him from across the map without him noticing my location.

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> Show him H4 and H5. His will to fight would be lost.

Well, yeah! Cortana is gone, it’d break him. Or piss him off so bad that he’d beat you that much harder

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> I’m not sure why I’d want to fight the chief, but if I had to…
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> I’d just find the nearest body of water, jump in, and dare him to come after me.

LOL! I LOVE the way this guy thinks! BRILLIANT! SIMPLY, BRILLIANT!

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That’s nothing id make fun of him and be like
“Haha! Your little 6 inch holographic girlfriend can’t save you now!” Or tell him “church is dating cortana now,Tucker wouldve but she didn’ find his pilot joke all that funny…”
(Only red vs blue fans will get that last one) in reality though

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> I’m not sure why I’d want to fight the chief, but if I had to…
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> I’d just find the nearest body of water, jump in, and dare him to come after me.

This will obviously not work you have to get inside his head and to do that you must ask him a question
“Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Yap Yap the wise? I thought not its not a story the UNSC would tell you”