What would you do if you were... #3

What would you do if you were The Gravemind ?

I would… Well not much i can do then make things turn badder then there are.

I guess being the gravemind would always make me win Halloween costume contests :3

Figure out why puberty hit me with the ugly stick.

Kill MC.

Kill myself.

I start by infecting and then controlling Chuck Norris. It would take half of my entire species to restrain and infect him, but it would be worth it. From there? Well ruling the universe falls into your lap once you have Chuck Norris…

I would force my enemies to create a realistic version of GlaDOS. I would then keep beating GlaDOS with a vast intellect.

P.S. When I’m hungry, I’ll simply go to China

Resort all the resources at my disposal at killing Sierra 117 and eliminating all my foes, then destroying all existence of forerunners. After all of that I will create a social system in which all subjects work towards one goal, which is to ensure the entire system will continue to function and live. Where there is no social stratification, the only exception being me, “The Gravemind”.