What would you do for a place in the Halo 4 Beta?

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On (probably joking) advice given to me and a memory of the Klondike bar commercial, I am asking you, the Halo 4 community, what you would do for a place in the Halo 4 Beta?

There’s been a lot of unrest about there not being a Beta, but what would you actually do for the chance to play in it?

Note: Keep flames out of this, this is for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. Don’t take this as an opportunity to yell at 343 for not giving us a beta.

Discuss!

I’ll begin: I would drive my car through the wall of a McDonald’s in the middle of the day while singing Hannah Montana. (I’m sure you guys will come up with something better, though)

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Give every single person at 343 a Klondike Bar.

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suck / lick anyone or anything.

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I’d suck -Yoink-(s) lots and lots of -Yoink-(s)…

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I’d do nothing because I don’t particularly want a place in the Halo 4 Beta.

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> I’d do nothing because I don’t particularly want a place in the Halo 4 Beta.

Whatever country you live in just classified you as a foreigner. As for me, I’d ask politely…

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If I posted all that I would do, then I would get banned.

Just know that solids, liquids, gases, and plasma would come out of my body if I got my hands on it.

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iwould kill anyoneor thing

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Play MW2 and force myself to enjoy it.

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> > I’d do nothing because I don’t particularly want a place in the Halo 4 Beta.
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> Whatever country you live in just classified you as a foreigner. As for me, I’d ask politely…

I’m not just foreign… I’m an alien!

Seriously though, I regret playing the Reach Beta. It made my expectations for the game far too high.

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Dang… This thread got naughty…

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I’d wait.

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Nothing. Nothing at all.

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Very little. I don’t care that much as I have low expectations for this game.

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> Play MW2 and force myself to enjoy it.

L O L

i dont know if i could bring myself to do it but i would try my darndest

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cover myself in honey and roll around on a fire ant hill

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I would sit through the crappy new Star Wars movies, the ones that never needed to exist.

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I’d poop on my bosses desk if I had to.

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> I’d poop on my bosses desk if I had to.

would you poop on your own desk?

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Would kill a non existant dragon for a non existant beta lol, but i would hack into the beta.