What type of teabagger are you?

Personally I am the slow type. If you do it too fast your spartan looks like he/she is having a seizure

Depends on the victim’s offense. I’m hardly ever the random teabagger, but if I get team killed by 3 people and 1 guy comes to -Yoink!- me, I’ll do a slow drag across the face after I destroy him 1 on 1. Other times I spam and punch if I kill a farmer or spawn killer.

Fast and furious

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> Personally I am the slow type. If you do it too fast your spartan looks like he/she is having a seizure

i think the slow Tbag annoys people the most lol

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> > Personally I am the slow type. If you do it too fast your spartan looks like he/she is having a seizure
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> i think the slow Tbag annoys people the most lol

I have to agree. Good choice OP :slight_smile:

Game winning kill T bagger…Usually after a point blank range shotgun kill slow and stiff or fast and melee even rotating humps sometimes…More like a dipping motion lol…If not I just punch the corpse…So Usually just melee corpses because people get pissed at t baggers especially when it’s a noob who got their 1st kill…One thing I do not do is T bag mid game it will get you smoked. Only in customs campaign or screwing around. You could be t bagging and it’s like a free kill…cause you can get incinerated fragged stuck sniped rocketed and even splattered and it’s always funny when that happens even spartan charged assassinated back smacked and ground pounded…

I -Yoink!- when it’s most ridiculous and funny. For example:

  • If it wasn’t my kill. - If the enemy killed my teammate and I kill the enemy… I’ll -Yoink!- my teammate. - If I’m currently getting shot at. - If I splattered someone, I’ll sometimes get out and 'bag 'em.I’ll frequently run over to a guy (especially one I didn’t kill) and crouch over him a single time before sprinting away.

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> Fast and furious

Same. You gotta be vigorous to get the message across.

Revenge bagger, I never am the first to tbag. If someone tbags me and the game is like 25-27 their team then its on lol. I have a friend who is a tactical tbagger, he uses the tbag to incite rage against him and it works quite well.

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> I -Yoink!- when it’s most ridiculous and funny. For example:
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> - If it wasn’t my kill.
> - If the enemy killed my teammate and I kill the enemy… I’ll -Yoink!- my teammate.
> - If I’m currently getting shot at.
> - If I splattered someone, I’ll sometimes get out and 'bag 'em.
> I’ll frequently run over to a guy (especially one I didn’t kill) and crouch over him a single time before sprinting away.

I can imagine someone driving a scout hog, they hit an enemy player and seemingly pass by. Then the hog backs up and the driver gets out to dish out some teabags.

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> Same. You gotta be vigorous to get the message across.

all though fast is good, but I do this thing called “eat booty like groceries” (sitting on their face)

Slow and mythotical with a few shots if the teabagger became the teabaggie

2 pump chump then I dump my load. That’s empty my magazine into their body for all slow people out there.

I’m the fast bagger. Maximum bags per second. The speed is comical. I think I can reach about 150 BPM (Bags per minute)

When I get spartan charged head on (which won’t kill you) and then I mow them down with my SMG. Tbag for trying to do such a noobie move.

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> Depends on the victim’s offense. I’m hardly ever the random teabagger, but if I get team killed by 3 people and 1 guy comes to -Yoink!- me, I’ll do a slow drag across the face after I destroy him 1 on 1. Other times I spam and punch if I kill a farmer or spawn killer.

THIS

All about situation. Sometimes slow with good form… other times fast with body punching because they deserve it.

I like the group -Yoink!- when randoms get involved haha

Great topic.

You give it the right speed to be slow and meaningful but at the same time not too slow. Toggle crouch will actually give you the perfect speed, which i’m having trouble finding on hold to crouch.

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> Revenge bagger, I never am the first to tbag.

This, if someone does to me, then I do to them. But never first.

Depends on the offense but…

This is how I prefer it.