What master chief needs

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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He needs a scooter. It will make the game more balanced and keep him further ahead of team Osiris. He could carry all the weapons with him this would balance multiplayer perfectly. There would be no need for sprint (who needs sprint when you got a scooter?!?). Also the scooter would come with a radio that only picks up spartan chatter, Miley Cyrus, and lady Gaga. Imagine them scooter battles. 0.o

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So he needs a Siege Bike! Yes! I can see it !

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> So he needs a Siege Bike! Yes! I can see it !
> Siege Bike | Halo Alpha | Fandom

How? Those are vehicle made by ONI. Clearly Osiris is better suited for such a ride.

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Chief could stole one for him :stuck_out_tongue:

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No a straight up razor skooter

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> How? Those are vehicle made by ONI. Clearly Osiris is better suited for such a ride.

The S-II’s were also made by ONI.

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He’s lost without Cortana, maybe THIS would help.

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> Chief could stole one for him :stuck_out_tongue:

So THAT’S why Locke is going after Chief!

The -Yoink- took their scooter.

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Locke stays salty cuz’ Chief is the freshest Spartan around

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> No a straight up razor skooter

What he really needs is a loyal raptor to ride into glorious victory.

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lol ur joking right