What is Your Species and Rank in Halo?

What is your species and rank in Halo? I’m not asking for a whole biography. I’m just asking like, are you a human? And if you are, what kind of soldier are you? (Spartan, Marine, ODST, etc.) I’m really curious to see what you guys come up with.

I’m a suicide Unggoy named Crap-Chute. A Kig-Yar said he would give me twelve hours of Family Feud recordings if I grabbed two plasma grenades and ran that-a-way! Can’t wait to watch those videos!

Im the Warden Eternal and I enjoy to kill Spartans,shut over the battlefield and long walkes on the beach with Endurance of Will.

Coldsteel teh comandar of spartins i iz the storngest spartin in teh wrld becuse i hav a spehcial power im stronter than halo rigns im part elite brutee spartin forunner and flud my fav culer iz black and red liek ma soul and teh blod of ma enimes my family died and i dont no my past becase i got in big fight wit gravmind and kiled him i dont liek happyness love ugly grills and i do liek kiling pepole hurting pepole torturing pepole dubstept hawt grills bein bad -Yoink- knievs guns death anime grills and blood
do u liek my chrater plz live liek and no critisim plz
p.s pm meh if you want meh to join ur sniper clan but only pros tho

Shame on you if you took this seriously for even a second.

Well i guess i’m a Spartan IV doing training simulations.

I was an augmented human playing competitively in some of the (questionably legal) combat sports out on the outer rim colonies. But now that Cortana has taken over I dropped out of what would have been a successful (?) career to join the Spartan program.

I’m a moa and my rank is Lieutenant General .

I’m probably the first Grunt that’s headshotted by you at the beginning of any campaign.

(At least I entertained you with a spray of confetti and the sound of children cheering when I did.)

sgt dude

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> Coldsteel teh comandar of spartins i iz the storngest spartin in teh wrld becuse i hav a spehcial power im stronter than halo rigns im part elite brutee spartin forunner and flud my fav culer iz black and red liek ma soul and teh blod of ma enimes my family died and i dont no my past becase i got in big fight wit gravmind and kiled him i dont liek happyness love ugly grills and i do liek kiling pepole hurting pepole torturing pepole dubstept hawt grills bein bad -Yoink- knievs guns death anime grills and blood
> do u liek my chrater plz live liek and no critisim plz
> p.s pm meh if you want meh to join ur sniper clan but only pros tho
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> Shame on you if you took this seriously for even a second.

psssh nothin personal kid

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> Coldsteel teh comandar of spartins i iz the storngest spartin in teh wrld becuse i hav a spehcial power im stronter than halo rigns im part elite brutee spartin forunner and flud my fav culer iz black and red liek ma soul and teh blod of ma enimes my family died and i dont no my past becase i got in big fight wit gravmind and kiled him i dont liek happyness love ugly grills and i do liek kiling pepole hurting pepole torturing pepole dubstept hawt grills bein bad -Yoink- knievs guns death anime grills and blood
> do u liek my chrater plz live liek and no critisim plz
> p.s pm meh if you want meh to join ur sniper clan but only pros tho
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> Shame on you if you took this seriously for even a second.

Relatable.

spartan palmer all the way

I am and Elite, who uses active camo to go behind marines and spartan IV saying " Heh, nothing personal human." and stabbing them with my energy katana. Forged form a destroyed forerunner homeworld, and bathed in the blood of my enemies, I am the_ What? Mom get out of my room! No don’t touch my waifu posters! NOOOO!

ODST Gunnery Sergeant so people can call me “Gunny.”

mhu nam iz boooooooooooooooopleep and i grunt fir covenbant i killl namy hu mnas with grendade bommmmmm hahahahh

Greetings Friend, I am Wolv Fir 'Vadam, an Honour Guard for the 3rd Fleet of the Covenant in the attack of Reach. Due to the many atrocities that happened during the invasion I was summoned to the heat of battle to see the unneeded destruction upon the civilians there. (However it did become a great game for the ‘Halo’ fans however I should stop breaking the third wall). After seeing what had happened I defended a handful of ODST’s, two Spartans and civilians and got them off world as quickly as I could. Then Formed a joint ODST/Spartan/Sangheili group which is still fighting the covenant to this day. On the side of being in an Alliance with the Swords of Sangheilos and the UNSC for extra support. Specialising is swift and stealth attacks, leaving no trace.

Though all this dramatic story line I have ‘obviously’ not created and ACTUALLY happened Chuckling the Spartans, ODST’s and I love playing a game called Halo 5, we have great fun controlling the characters we have heard and battled with. As well as going back to Reach to morn over the dead and start (already in progress and has been for several years) a Bloodline. (deferentially not promoting my Halo Reach Bloodline which Sangheili can going!)

Anyways on a more related note I have enjoyed reading the other profiles and will continue to provide my support and help when needed.

Yours Sincerely

Wolv Fir 'Vadam
Embodiment of Respect
Founder of SCST

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> spartan palmer all the way

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