what is the secret to being a Halo 4 noob?

I have travelled well and far to find the secrets of the wise men, to go where no spartan has gone before, treading under the feet of countless many to answer 1 question…

“How does 1 become the worlds biggest halo 4 noob?”

but alas, all I was given was “LOL -Yoink-” and i thirst for a more proper explination…

anyone care to enlighten me? I simply cant sleep another night knowing this question isnt answered…

How do I become the worst Halo 4 player?

depends on your definition of worst…

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posting on Waypoint forums

i’m out

joking, but use the suppressor as your primary and that’s about it

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WAIT, DON’T GO, I STILL HAVE MORE STAR WARS GAGS!

> WAIT, DON’T GO, I STILL HAVE MORE STAR WARS GAGS!

hahah <3

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> I have no doubt you soon will be.

way to totally take my post out of context buddy <3

> depends on your definition of worst…

even worse that ryannoob of warriors

> even worse that ryannoob of warriors

…you ask a miracle good sir!

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> …you ask a miracle good sir!

true, considering his performance at AGL this year…

BUT I STILL MUST FIND A WAY

> true, considering his performance at AGL this year…
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> BUT I STILL MUST FIND A WAY

AHA! you could go into throwdown and AFK! that will SURELY give you a reputation of pure awful!

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> AHA! you could go into throwdown and AFK! that will SURELY give you a reputation of pure awful!

hmmm…

to easy, we need something more on the lines of… engaging teamates…

Constantly betray with mantis stomps, after all, they can’t boot you that way!

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guys remember Ola’s classic trashtalk at that one AGL match?

“OH MY GOD I’VE NEVER STUCK MY -Yoink- SO FAR UP SOMEBODY’S -Yoink- BEFORE” classic

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classic Ola…

beats the sqeaky clean Ninja nay day

hmmm… I’d think that in order to be a noob you would have to honestly try, but fail miserably in the process. So, I’d say to pick up the suppressor and do your honest best to engage and defeat the DMR users in a match.

Use the suppressor, but play mid-long range and try your absolute best.

i’m really not a Ninja fan. and he’s in CoD now ewwww

I’ve always liked Neighbor. He’s from WA (like me) and he’s cool and nice and I’ve talked to him once. He went into a Local LAN tourney and watched me and my team play. super cool.

> i’m really not a Ninja fan. and he’s in CoD now ewwww
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> I’ve always liked Neighbor. He’s from WA (like me) and he’s cool and nice and I’ve talked to him once. He went into a Local LAN tourney and watched me and my team play. super cool.

I know what you mean…

Tried to watch a FaZe audition video…

I couldnt stop scratching my eyes out

> hmmm… I’d think that in order to be a noob you would have to honestly try, but fail miserably in the process. So, I’d say to pick up the suppressor and do your honest best to engage and defeat the DMR users in a match.
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> Use the suppressor, but play mid-long range and try your absolute best.

hmm… I will try…

but will it work?