What I'm thankful for: Halo 5 version

It’s Thanksgiving in the US today. Let’s take some time to think about what we’re thankful for…Halo 5 style.

Here’s mine (regrettably this is happening all too often as I get older and my gaming skills decline):

Thank you teammate for going 25-5 so me and my -Yoink- teammates could get a W despite going -15 combined. That would have been -16 had you not ended the game before my wounded Spartan died cowering in a corner. Thank you.