What if roland met cortana? ;)

Well, so far all i know is that roland is awesome, so what if roland met cortana?

my response…God knows…

The sassiest game of chess ever.

Depends, are we talking about the rampant cortana or the non-rampant.

I predict sarcasm at its best would occur, and with lasky doing a facepalm.Not to mention both would argue who can calculate the most and who is the better AI, also which of them its best at everything.

In short it would hilarious and epic.

He would be meeting a corpse, so, something pretty uncomfortable.

Well pre-period, I would expect a lot of flirting on Rolands part.

> Depends, are we talking about the rampant cortana or the non-rampant.

non rampant

I would expect fan boys/girls shipping them and making provocative AI -Yoink!- art.

> I would expect fan boys/girls shipping them and making provocative AI -Yoink!- art.

roland x cortana

> > I would expect fan boys/girls shipping them and making provocative AI -Yoink!- art.
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> roland x cortana

Master chief x hardlight Cortana.

Cortana - “Why so yellow?”

Roland - “Why so blue?”

> > > I would expect fan boys/girls shipping them and making provocative AI -Yoink!- art.
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> > roland x cortana
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> Master chief x hardlight Cortana.

it’s hard to get jiggy with it with an AI

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He would ask how she managed that hard light trick so he could spend quality time alone in the latrines on Infinity “thinking” about Ms Cortana

We’d have a boring, dull character meeting an enigmatic, deep, and interesting character.

> We’d have a boring, dull character meeting an enigmatic, deep, and interesting character.

Come on Zomechin, don’t be that hard on Cortana, without her humanity and hell, all sentient life in the galaxy would have been vaporized by the Holy Fire of the Rings. =)

> We’d have a boring, dull character meeting an enigmatic, deep, and interesting character.

roland is awesome :l

Just like every other character of 343’s save for Lasky, Roland is uninspired and unappealing, imo.

I just hope so much that 343 never kills off Master Chief. I cringe at the very thought of them designing a main protagonist.

> Just like every other character of 343’s save for Lasky, Roland is uninspired and unappealing, imo.
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> I just hope so much that 343 never kills off Master Chief. I cringe at the very thought of them designing a main protagonist.

“Ok crimson this is VERY difficult so I need you to listen closely, you need to press buttons.”
-Roland

I will forever love roland for saying this words

I guess 343i could not develop a truly deep charter like Jacob Keyes with such classic lines such as “Quit your belly aching Marine, don’t forget you are a leatherneck” Oh the Golden Age of dialogue in the Halo Verse.