NOTE: (Before) means that I haven’t played the beta yet and I am assuming out of my -Yoink-. No, I am American, ‘-Yoink-’ is a profanity bypass. Expect an (After) thread. This thread contains sarcasm which some morons might find condescending. Viewer discretion ill advised.
Weapons that I “Like”…
Magnum / Pistol- Great Damage and Nice Fire Rate.
DMR- Five Year Anniversary, Baby!
Hydra Thingy- Best GL in Halo?
SMG- Who’s “Popping” Now?
Frag Grenade- Not a Big Deal.
Light Rifle- Looks Kewl.
Weapons that are “Fallible”…
Magnum / Pistol- Become One With The CE…
BR- Become The Next CE.
SMG- Magazine Should Come From The Left.
AR- ADS… Gotta go!
RL- SPNKr > M27 LAW!!!
Hydra- OP…
Prophet’s Bane- Looks Fugly AF.
Shotgun- Not N Beta.
Plasma Rifle- Make It Hitscan Like In CE. Also Not N Beta.
Plasma Pistol- Make It Strong, Like First Three Games. NNB.
Statements about Spartans Abilities.
Sprint- Would be fine on it’s own, but no. If you have the other abilities, take sprint out.
Clamber- At first I liked it, but what happens to crouch jumping?
Slide- This is the best ability. Crank this sh*t up to eleven.
Ground Pound- The Next Armor Lock.
Thrusters- This, or Sprint. Not Both.
Charge- Commando Pro + Detitny
I forgot what the seventh ability was…
Contrary to belief I want to really enjoy this game. I’m doing the worst I can to help 343 turn your frown upside down. Wait…