what halo needs

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halo needs a charlie sheen cameo. it needs a crossbow that shoots flaming lolcats and a white mittened tortoise who talks back and isn’t afraid to use it’s shell! the story needs to have dirt…lots and lots of dirt. and the characters MUST HAVE DIMPLES! dont forget the dimples…also, muffins. the soldiers need to eat muffins and the story also will feature a -Yoink!- head con artist who tricks the CHIEF! :0

but then…the -Yoink!- head comes down from his speed high and loses his con artists abilities! and chief sends him to the fiery pits of humboldt! where he smokes weed and announces a talent show! in which his talent is stabbing himself in the chest! WITH A KNIFE! AUGH AUGH AUGH then he dies.

meanwhile chief is up in the sky giving everyone the ability to ask him one question. some kid asks him what a period is and chief turns into a walrusgreenhippomanbearbig…HIS ORIGINAL SELF BEFORE BEING TURNED INTO WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE TODAY

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HA! The same troll on BUNGIE.net returns!

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> HA! The same troll on BUNGIE.net returns!

no im dead serious…i aint no troll. this is my personality I TELL YOU! THIS IS HOW I THINK! BUTTERCUPS! BUTTERCUPS ALL OVER! WOOOP KITTY CAT OH MY GOD SO CUTE!!! I AINT TROLING BRO! I AINT TROLLING U MAD BRO COME AT ME BRO BREAD PERCOCET ADDERALL YUMM YUMMM EAT IT LIKE CANDY!!!

> > > POSTED BY: iFarted69
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> > HA! The same troll on BUNGIE.net returns!
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> no im dead serious…i aint no troll. this is my personality I TELL YOU! THIS IS HOW I THINK! BUTTERCUPS! BUTTERCUPS ALL OVER! WOOOP KITTY CAT OH MY GOD SO CUTE!!! I AINT TROLING BRO! I AINT TROLLING U MAD BRO COME AT ME BRO BREAD PERCOCET ADDERALL YUMM YUMMM EAT IT LIKE CANDY!!!

I. Am. Scared.

This is the kind of innovative, genius thinking we need. People want Halo to evolve and change? Evolve and change it will! 343, hire this guy!

You know what else Halo 4 needs?
Dinosaurs. Lots, and lots of Dinosaurs.
-Velociraptors.
-Utahraptor.
-Triceratops.
-Sarcosuchus.
-Kronosaurus.
-Tyrannosaur.
-Sauroposeidon.
So basically make this game like Jurassic Park. But in Space. Everything is better with Dinosaur, and Space. We already have Space. So we need Dinosaurs to make it complete. The Dinosaurs can be Space Dinosaur Pirates.

Clear case of Hyperactive Teenager Disorder.

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> Clear case of Hyperactive Teenager Disorder.

clear case of SHWOOOOPPPPP DA WOOOOPP RUN INTO AN AIRPLANE PROPELLOR SWISH SWISH SWICH NOCKED UNCONSCIOUS SWICH SWISH PERMANENT FRONTAL LOBE BRAIN DAMAGE SWISH WHAT U KNOW BOUT ME BRUH!

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