What do you want them to do with...

Your money?

343i is getting at least $60 from me. Think of the possibilities.

Buy a limited amount of pizza.

Sponser an African child.

Buy the rights to the next Spiderman movie franchise.

Laminate sixty $1 bills, and use them to paper cut intruders to death.

Convert it into pennies, fill a small pool, and dive into it like Scrooge McDuck.

Buy Halo 4, and use the profits to buy another Halo 4, and use the profits to buy another Halo 4, and repeat until they have enough Halo 4 discs to dive into a pool of them like Scrooge McDuck.

Buy Scrooge McDuck, kill him, and steal his identity so you can corner the market on diving into solid, coin-like objects.

I just want to see my money go to a good cause.

They’ll probably put all the money in a pool and swim around in it.

Turn all their money into $2 bills.

Probably pay for their expenses made during the making of halo 4, and maybe for all of the workers who worked on the project. Also, a good sum of it to Microsoft probably.

> Probably pay for their expenses made during the making of halo 4, and maybe for all of the workers who worked on the project. Also, a good sum of it to Microsoft probably.

Are you serious? That’s just dumb. Why would they do that? Some things people come up with…

> Your money?
>
> 343i is getting at least $60 from me. Think of the possibilities.
>
> Buy a limited amount of pizza.
>
> Sponser an African child.
>
> Buy the rights to the next Spiderman movie franchise.
>
> Laminate sixty $1 bills, and use them to paper cut intruders to death.
>
> Convert it into pennies, fill a small pool, and dive into it like Scrooge McDuck.
>
> Buy Halo 4, and use the profits to buy another Halo 4, and use the profits to buy another Halo 4, and repeat until they have enough Halo 4 discs to dive into a pool of them like Scrooge McDuck.
>
> Buy Scrooge McDuck, kill him, and steal his identity so you can corner the market on diving into solid, coin-like objects.
>
> I just want to see my money go to a good cause.

That’s very ignorant, why does it have to be an African Child. Damn

Pay bills?

> Your money?
>
> 343i is getting at least $60 from me. Think of the possibilities.
>
> Buy a limited amount of pizza.
>
> Sponser an African child.
>
> Buy the rights to the next Spiderman movie franchise.
>
> Laminate sixty $1 bills, and use them to paper cut intruders to death.
>
> <mark>Convert it into pennies, fill a small pool, and dive into it like Scrooge McDuck.</mark>
>
> Buy Halo 4, and use the profits to buy another Halo 4, and use the profits to buy another Halo 4, and repeat until they have enough Halo 4 discs to dive into a pool of them like Scrooge McDuck.
>
> Buy Scrooge McDuck, kill him, and steal his identity so you can corner the market on diving into solid, coin-like objects.
>
> I just want to see my money go to a good cause.

if they do that they would find out that its not a liquid its a great many pieces of solid matter that form a floor like surface and they would be seriously injured.

Get a box of kitties for BS Angel! (WITHOUT a litterbox) [insert evil laughter here]

> Get a box of kitties for BS Angel! (WITHOUT a litterbox) [insert evil laughter here]

Brown nugets everywhere…

Scrooge Mcduck is dead. He finally died to severe brain damage caused by jumping into the pool full of coins his whole life. His family tried to pay his medical bills with said coins but when totalled up it only equaled $600

> Buy Scrooge McDuck, kill him, and steal his identity so you can corner the market on diving into solid, coin-like objects.

Best thing ever, today.

> Scrooge Mcduck is dead. He finally died to severe brain damage caused by jumping into the pool full of coins his whole life. His family tried to pay his medical bills with said coins but when totalled up it only equaled $600

People don’t die of severe brain damage, silly.
They go to the Halo Waypoint forums and post their ideas about Call of Duty.

Is this supposed to be a serious post?

Party hard & set up great victory march for their celebration.


In Soviet Russia
the words eat you!

Work on their next project for Halo 5.

> Get a box of kitties for BS Angel! (WITHOUT a litterbox) [insert evil laughter here]

Box of kittens! STAT!

Buy at least 10 million more copies of halo 4, so that halo 4’s total sales will get all halo haters to shut the hell up.

You don’t seriously believe all $60 of a purchase goes to the developer, do you?

It goes to Microsoft. It reimburses them for the millions they paid 343 to develop this thing. There is no sudden cash overflow that goes into 343 if the game does well. They have a fixed, steady salary in exchange for making products that will make Microsoft a lot of money. That is how a developer/publisher relationship works.

…Except for Zenimax, which apparently denies their employees bonuses if they get a low enough Metacritic score…