If I’m not good at a video-game, my friends say I suck and that I need to invest more time into playing. If I’m good at a video-game, my friends say that I have no life. Can’t I just play my video-games for fun in peace?
So I’m 15-years-old and three of my “friends” have gotten mad at me because I’m already at SR 130.
Three Friends: *anger, yelling, all ticked off. SR 130 doesn’t make you a better player, you suck at Halo and you don’t have a life. You think you’re so good at Halo.
Me: I’m only SR 130 because I XP farmed on Spartan Ops with my Double XP, and yes I did play a lot, but that is because I enjoy this game. I never said I was a good playe—
Three Friends: *interrupts. You have no life.
Me: Why? Because I’m SR 130?
Three Friends: Yes and because you used Double XP.
Me: Who cares if I use Double XP? I just wanted to get the cool armor faster, that’s all!
Three Friends: *looks up K/D, other stats, and last time played. I see you have a positive K/D but you still suck at this game. And look, the last time you played was yesterday.
Me: I didn’t play yesterday, I just turned on my Xbox and downloaded the second half of Spartan Ops. Jeez.
Friend 1: Look at my K/D. 1.8. Better than yours.
Me: You are a better Halo player than me, you started playing Halo earlier than me too. But you are stupid for caring about K/D so much and never playing the game purely for enjoyment. Your K/D is significantly higher than mine because you never play Flood or any such playlist that will bring your K/D down. You just go for kills in Oddball all the time.
Friend 1: Last time we played Oddball together, I scored a lot more points than you.
Me: Yeah, you did. But all you did was go for kills which gives more points than holding the Oddball. I held the Oddball for over a quarter of the match and got less points than you. If I went exclusively for kills, your point total would still probably be a bit higher. But it wouldn’t be very different from mine.
Friend 2: *interrupts and says “I could easily beat you up you know”.
Me: Are you kidding?
Friend 2: *shakes head and challenges me to a 1V1
Me: Dude, last time you challenged me you got 3 kills and ended the game when there was still 8 minutes left.
They think that they’re so MLG. In fact, 2 of them used to have MLG Gamer Profile Pics.
I’m one of the types who plays for stats because that’s my enjoyment (as just playing is yours).