What did we do to deserve this?

Did we talk too much -Yoink- to you in a previous Halo installment? I’m baffled by how broken this game is. I love searching for games alone. Heaven forbid the Halo gods grant us access to search with a party of 4 and not be split, or match 2vs6 on bloodline.

Lol

You actually think 343 Industries did this to spite us?

Is there a tin-foiled hat on your head, by chance?

I thought I was the only one still seeing match making issues.

You [insert witty comment].

This company isn’t doing this against you.

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> You actually think 343 Industries did this to spite us?
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> Is there a tin-foiled hat on your head, by chance?

When someone tells you to break a leg, do you feel offended?

Marketing Hype = Broken Promises

It’s because you touch yourself at night.

It is Four games in one, how could you expect it to be flawless. Just go pump some iron and everything will be fine.