Somebody on NeoGAF added thought bubbles to an image with 4 characters from the Campaign including the Chief, and I thought it would be funny to exploit. Link.
There’s a Marine, The Master Chief, Commander Palmer, and Commander Lasky. What do you think is on their minds?
They’re all struggling to figure out what the remake is.
They’re bored and wondering when new forge information will come out.
Marine: Why am I looking at the glowing thing and not a qualified scientist?
Chief: Who the -Yoink- are these people?
Palmer: Chief is really big. (Seriously, he’s huge compared to the others)
Lasky: Can everyone hear what I’m thinking?
Marine: Whats on the news channel today?
Chief: OMG! Another spartan!
Cmd Palmer: Look at chief armor, so 5 years ago!
Cmd Lasky: Brain freeze! I should not of have that Ice-Cream!
Marine: We still use pens in 2557?
Chief: I wonder if I can play Angry Birds in my suit…
Can’t think of anything else.
Why would she want anyone to switch to Mac? She’s a trained UNSC officer, which means she is intelligent, therefor would not recommend a Mac, ever.
Marine: “I feel so inadequate right now”
Chief: “I’ll just stand here…being awesome”
Palmer: looking at how Chief holds his assault rifle “why is he copying me?”
Lasky: frantically deleting internet history “Oh christ if they see that grunt website I was on last night…”
> Why would she want anyone to switch to Mac? She’s a trained UNSC officer, which means she is intelligent, therefor would not recommend a Mac, ever.
She’s telling HIM to switch to Mac because he clearly doesn’t know what he’s doing.
> Chief: I wonder if I can play Angry Birds in my suit…
I lol’d.
> Why would she want anyone to switch to Mac? She’s a trained UNSC officer, which means she is intelligent, therefor would not recommend a Mac, ever.
Going to go off topic right here and point out mac is superior to PC. It runs and preforms better. and a virus does not screw up a mac as badly as it does a PC. In a PC computer all programs are directly wired and linked to the operating system so if one program is infected all systems and programs get infected.
Where as in a mac computer all programs operate seperately so if a single program is infected you delete and re download and problem solved. The only way a PC is ever better then a mac is is in terms of compatibility which is not macs fault. Usually companies are payed by microsoft to either may a PC version first or not at all. It is not hard at all to change an exe. file to a dmg. file. most people are just lazy.
So you can prefer a PC over a mac but trying to say that it factually runs better or in any other case other then compatibility which again is not macs fault to begin with. you would be wrong.
lol! that is funnier than 200 grunts running all over the place screaming “he’s everywhere!”
i see a new image for future memes has just been created.
Marine: Why are they all looking at me like that? I hope the rumour about spartan-cannibalisation isn’t true! Especially as the chief looks like a 3 meal deal kind of guy.
Chief: Why is he taking so long? Monopoly isn’t supposed to take this long.
Cortana: Chief, I speculate that on the next turn…
Cheif: Shut it Cortana, you know you’ve been demoted to scrabble.
Palmer: Is that a grenade or is the chief just please to see me?
Lasky: I hope they cant see my -Yoink!- behind this…Wait doesn’t Chief have Promethean vision now!
lol just thought of another one.
Master Cheif:…Noob.
Marine: is that chocolate ice cream?
Chief: hmmm they’re clearly les…well that escalated quickly.
Palmer: we’re in this part of the internet again.
Lasky: wait why couldn’t they have one cup each?
i am a disgusting person, and you are too if you understand this xD
Chief: It’s a Jackal, it’s a Jackal, It’s a Jackal, it looks like a Jackal, Jackal? JACKAL? it’s a Jackal, JACKAL?
Marine:If it wasn’t right the first time you said why the hell would it be right the next ten times!..aghhh…
