Weirdest thing you've heard on Matchmaking Chat?

What’s the strangest thing you’ve heard on the Matchmaking chat? I’ve heard someone say, “Aw, Dickbagels!!” once.

A guy trying to tell his wife/girlfriend that he didn’t cheat on her!

While playing Reach a few years back I heard a kid swear at another player and then his mom proceeded to spank him, scold him, and ground him all on the mic. A butt whooping that would have made Chief proud I’m sure.

An alcohol sick father who want to slap is child.
Kinda depressing.

The strangest thing for me is when people play music or attempt to sing … no one wants to hear that.

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> The strangest thing for me is when people play music or attempt to sing … no one wants to hear that.

Geeh my ears bleed.
And to make it worser they sing mostly in the lobby and you dont want to mute everyone.

I did once quote Todd from scrubs when he says something like shiny, shiny scalpel … then some random person on the mic finished the quote off with … gonna slice him up … that freaked me out and made me laugh in equal measure.

Someone who claims to be a Freddie Mercury reincarnation but sings worst than my 5 year old cousin.I am actually not joking.That’s how bad he was.

I once overheard two guys on my team talking (they were buddies) and the one was going on about how he thought his girlfriend wanted to break up with him so he was thinking about knocking her up so she’d feel obligated to stay with him. Damn people are -Yoinked!-.