Does anyone have any funny nicknames they give to weapons or vehicles in H4?
For instance, I call the Suppressor the “Space Tommy Gun” for an unknown reason and i call the concussion rifle the “brony blaster” because it shoots explosive sparkles.
Does anyone have any inventive ones they’d like to share?
Mantis: ED 209
Nothing very creative, but I’m still gonna call the Concussion Rifle the Dino Blaster even if there are no Elites.
Mammoth: OMGWTFBBQ!
Mantis: Cyclops on crack using sterioids
Assault rifle: Ol’ reliable
BR: the “you have returned”
DMR: OF-ATW (Off the Spawn, Anti-Tank Weapon) this was based of it’s status in reach
It’s… interesting that you have nicknames for things you’ve never used…
> It’s… interesting that you have nicknames for things you’ve never used…
ive used the concussion rifle, plus this is just for fun. A chance for the community to get creative 
Human Sniper = Wall E
Binary = Buneary rifle or “Bi Ri”
AR: Precision Rage Inducer
Fuel Rod Cannon: Monsieur Thumper
The only weapons I gave weapons were:
the Focus Rifle = Microwave
Spartan Laser=Spartan Tazer
i used to call the warthog dumpster 
lol thats all ive got,
Mantis: Walker
Boltshot: Plasma pistol reskin
Incineration cannon: Matryoshka gun(Black ops zombies reference)
> the Focus Rifle = Microwave
i can’t tell you how hard i laughed at that
> AR: Precision Rage Inducer
> Fuel Rod Cannon: Monsieur Thumper
i will now dub the fuel rod cannon monsieur thumber ._.
I plan on sticking to the default names.
Might use nicknames later on in the games life span but for now, no nicknames seem catchy enough to say, for me at least 