Team Meridian Needs you, enslist today to fight alien mother<redacted>,fill lead in their <redacted> an fight alongside heroes like Private Jimmy here, isn’t that correct Jimmy: Sir yes S…[Wraith mortar followed by scream and guns firing] <end of transmission>.
Well enlist today and Keep it clean to these alien -Yoinks!-
We Haz Mastr Cheef
[ Palmer Fa<Haters>ns aren’t welcome ]
Sent by Sgt. Jack Navilo
Edited by:ONI
We are enlisting,if interested talk with jedi sayadin or VI HAUNTED IV