Which armor & helmet gets your Runway Riot commendation?
Mine is: SEEKER Helmet & NIGHTFALL Armor. Both commanding respect from experienced Spartans and mass-swooning the opposite -Yoink!-, this scintillating combo is the Damage Boost III of Halo 5 fashion. Put the HOT in headshot and never need to use your assassinations again…because this look is a serious neckbreaker.
[UPDATE: There have already been such hilarious entries that I’m printing this off to read to people later. “Our teammates need help with those Wardrobes!”]
Well even tho i won’t be as creative as your ossim possim text…
Im going with SEEKER as well… Reminds me of a freaking duck? I’d freaking duck behind cover to avoid looking at it… (I tried…)
Armor wise, i’d say ANUBIS… I mean look at those shark fins on the back… What in the world went through the artists’ head, designing that?
Seeker helmet and Breaker armour. After wearing that armour combo, I have found that my popularity with women has risen by a modest 117%. Before, I could not even get a girl to talk to me. But now? Now I’m going on 4 dates at the same time!
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> Seeker helmet and Breaker armour. After wearing that armour combo, I have found that my popularity with women has risen by a modest 117%. Before, I could not even get a girl to talk to me. But now? Now I’m going on 4 dates at the same time!
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> Life is hard when you have such an armour combo.
By show of hands, the power couple is the MAKO helmet and SEEKER armor. What could be a more potent aphrodisiac than a dog-head plus a chestpiece that looks like a Pinterest Fail of Spartan armor design? Better buy a chatpad, because you’ll soon be flooded with amorous messages like “You Mako me crazy!” and “Penitent Dammmn gents!”
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> The engineer armor… Tanaka…
Mmm Tanaka’s armor: like a SNL skit of what happened to R2D2 long after he retired.
Mine has to be the Venture helmet’s patented Glorious Receding Hairline look paired with the Nightfall armor’s announcement that you have packed extra of everything for the day trip: extra batteries for your laser, extra gum for your teammates, extra tissues for wiping away the tears of admirers that you are forced to turn away just because you cannot schedule them all into your calendar…
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> Well even tho i won’t be as creative as your ossim possim text…
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> Im going with SEEKER as well… Reminds me of a freaking duck? I’d freaking duck behind cover to avoid looking at it… (I tried…)
> Armor wise, i’d say ANUBIS… I mean look at those shark fins on the back… What in the world went through the artists’ head, designing that?
Agreed, Anubis makes people look like cheerful butterflies flying around the map. Summer is here!
There is only one combination of a piece of Spartan armor and a helmet which will make even the most powerful beings swoon… Sangheili, Lekgolo, Jirilhanae, even the Librarian will swoon upon seeing the combination of the Foehammer Victor armor and… the Tracer Signal helmet. When you combine these two specific pieces… You will be swarmed with so many admirers you will be just like the Master chief… You can only take your helmet off while alone, or in the presence of many guards. This armor, painted by a second grade class on Meridian, is one. Of. A. Kind.* Buy it today! In a REQ pack near you!
*Not actually one of a kind. A common armor/helmet that you will not see many people wear, making it APPEAR one of a kind to your foes.
Nothing says butt-kicking-destiny-ninja like the Vigilant armor. With it I’m ready for anything: campfires, stray dogs, and impromptu dinner parties, hence my fashionable ascot. And if there’s a lack of oxygen in the room due to my awesome attire, I’m prepared for that to, sporting a cyclops helmet. The dual mouth ports are excellent at pumping in oxygen to keep me fresh or downing party punch. With it I’m singularly focused on saving the day in any scenario.
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> This is literally the most amazing forum name I’ve ever seen in my life.
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> You my sir, are a genius.
Thank you kindly (though I’m a mistress chief actually)! Hopefully Wardrobe Eternal can become a thread category home for all things Halo Fashion, where we can gather and mutually delight in the flood of tastefully alluring ensembles showered upon us by the Req pack visionaries. Because, sometimes, we all just need a place to gush about the smoochy-lipped Soldier helmet that we just spent 10,000 points of time and effort to receive.
Had to come back here to report witnessing a beautiful specimen of an endangered species last night: ATHLON helmet and armor–the full proud set and in absolutely gorgeous neon pink and vomit-green. (I recognized it immediately from its distinctive head shape that looks like a Pelican landed directly thereon and squished down the skull.) This rare creature seemed blissfully unaware of my observation and went about its delightful activities in its natural habitat: growing into Req level maturity, defending its nest against hordes of predators, and even engaging in the breathtaking and rarely observed tank-climbing-over-tank mating ritual (yes I was that lucky to witness this). Now I know what scientists feel when they happen to film a rare animal that they formerly thought may have become extinct. It truly is a memory that sticks with you as a glowing memory exploding into reminiscence.
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> Had to come back here to report witnessing a beautiful specimen of an endangered species last night: ATHLON helmet and armor–the full proud set and in absolutely gorgeous neon pink and vomit-green. (I recognized it immediately from its distinctive head shape that looks like a Pelican landed directly thereon and squished down the skull.) This rare creature seemed blissfully unaware of my observation and went about its delightful activities in its natural habitat: growing into Req level maturity, defending its nest against hordes of predators, and even engaging in the breathtaking and rarely observed tank-climbing-over-tank mating ritual (yes I was that lucky to witness this). Now I know what scientists feel when they happen to film a rare animal that they formerly thought may have become extinct. It truly is a memory that sticks with you as a glowing memory exploding into reminiscence.
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> > Had to come back here to report witnessing a beautiful specimen of an endangered species last night: ATHLON helmet and armor–the full proud set and in absolutely gorgeous neon pink and vomit-green. (I recognized it immediately from its distinctive head shape that looks like a Pelican landed directly thereon and squished down the skull.) This rare creature seemed blissfully unaware of my observation and went about its delightful activities in its natural habitat: growing into Req level maturity, defending its nest against hordes of predators, and even engaging in the breathtaking and rarely observed tank-climbing-over-tank mating ritual (yes I was that lucky to witness this). Now I know what scientists feel when they happen to film a rare animal that they formerly thought may have become extinct. It truly is a memory that sticks with you as a glowing memory exploding into reminiscence.
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> This is by far…one of the most amazing posts…
Thank you, it was a privilege to behold another of nature’s wonders…and then narrowly avoid ghost-splattering it more than a few times.