You know what I’m talking about, this constant static that starts, and ends, the “fake teammate” callout banter. Aside from being annoying, and unoriginal (are we playing Halo or watching an episode of Brooklyn 99) the walkie-talkie noise makes no sense. In the Halo universe, they can implant AI like Cortana into your brain, but they can’t make a clean signal in their Spartan armor?
Come up with something better, 343. Maybe, you know, hire a company to help you? You seem good at that.
TSSSCCHT out!