Attention Spartans! We here at Valhalla Rising we are looking for adult players willing to have fun, joke around, and win. We enjoy competition and teamwork, and we value communication and cooperation during team match. Our members will be treated with equal respect regardless of experience or skill. Please don’t bother applying if you’re constantly complaining, going rogue during matches, or are always stoned (however, occasional drunkenness is encouraged). Feel free to reply with your gamertag, private message, or request an invite. Thanks for your service to the UNSC, and welcome to Valhalla.
Catalyst 20XX
Honor, Glory, Family